Allahu Akboom! ‘Spolding Is Fun!

Heh heh

KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) – A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

“The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded,” a statement from the ministry said.

I suspect his virgins are going to be dudes for this incompetence. If there are any left.

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2 Responses to “Allahu Akboom! ‘Spolding Is Fun!”

  1. John Ryan says:

    Teach our soldiers are fighting a determined and resourceful enemy.

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