Secret Service Notices Obama Needs More Protection

Perhaps they read these posts by The Gun Toting Liberal and Sister Toldjah!

Secret Service presence has increased for Sen. Barack Obama since his dramatic win in Iowa, amid fears over the safety of the man seeking to become America’s first black president.

The Illinois senator’s security now rivals that of President Bush, with a dozen Secret Service agents wearing dark suits and earpieces leading bomb-sniffing dogs through event venues, sweeping all equipment brought by journalists and flanking the candidate as he plunges into crowds of supporters.

We wouldn’t want B. Hussein Obama to end up like Vince Foster. I suspect what he really needs is some Dragon Skin, a kevlar helmet, and a training and conditioning coach to teach him how to duck.

Another good idea would be for him to wear a mask on the back of his head, like the people in India who are in tiger areas do.

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2 Responses to “Secret Service Notices Obama Needs More Protection”

  1. John Ryan says:

    Of course what they are really afraid of is some racists.
    Oh by the way…. way are expecting temps up in the mid 60s tomorrow here in NYC
    I guess that pretty much means no skating on natural ice for the kids.

  2. irtexas says:

    Mr. Teach,

    The SS knows how the Clinton machine operates. I did suggest that the security be increased on his family. These low lifes have no bounds. Did you happen to notice Gary Condit on the phones for the Beast in Iowa? Foster had to be sacificed for the common good for all. I’m sure that is a big comfort for his family.

    I can’t wait to see what the college law class comes up with. They have solved cold cases before. Should be interesting.

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