For Your Throne Room

If you are going to do it, do it right

LISBON (AFP) – Portugal's Renova, one of Europe's biggest producers of household paper products, has put a diamond-encrusted toilet paper holder on sale for 100,000 euros (132,000 US dollars), the company said Friday.

The one-of-a-kind gold-plated box was made entirely by hand by traditional jewellers in Lisbon who encrusted its logo plate with 148 diamonds to mark the worldwide sale of one million rolls of the firm's novelty black toilet paper.

The box weighs almost one kilogram (4.4 pounds) and it "gives toilet paper a lofty status it never enjoyed before," the company said in a statement.

Whoever buys the luxury toilet paper holder will receive one roll of Renova's black toilet paper per day for their rest of their lives.

That really is some expensive shit! (boo hiss groan)

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3 Responses to “For Your Throne Room”

  1. david drake says:

    ….it “gives toilet paper a lofty status it never enjoyed before,” the company said in a statement.

    It’s TOILET PAPER for gawd’s sake!!!! It doesn’t need a LOFTY status!

  2. Scrapiron says:

    For that price I was sure the paper would be softened pages from the Koran. They would get a lot more bids that way.

  3. What Europeans will buy. Silly.

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