Democratic Jokes

Feeling a bit silly today, and since ye olde Ogre (see, he already has the "e" on the end of his name!) is out for Silly Friday, how about a few?

-They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. On the way, he got bogged down. When he got there he didn't know where he was or have any idea what to do. And it was all done on a government grant.

– Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

– Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

-Headline in 2035: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions inthe seventh largest country in the world, California.

WASHINGTON DC DEMOCRAT HUNTING REGULATIONS AND BAG LIMITS GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington DC hunting license or a Federal Income Tax Return may harvest Democrats.
2. Taking of Democrats with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of Democrats with a vehicle is prohibited. If one is accidentally struck, remove the dead Democrat to side of the road and proceed to the nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest Democrats from limousines, Mercedes Benz's, the Metro, or Porsches.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "pork barrel" or "free social programs" for the purpose of trapping Democrats.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt Democrats within 100 feet of government buildings.
7. It shall be unlawful to use decision memos, draft legislation, conference reports, or RFP's to attract Democrats.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt Democrats within 200 feet of Senate or House hearing rooms, libraries, whorehouses, massage parlors, special interest group offices, bars, or strip joints.
9. If an Democrat is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. It will also be a shame.
10. Stuffed or mounted Democrats must have a DC Health Department inspection certificate for rabies and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise him or her self as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female congressional aide, male congressional aide, sheep, legislator, policy maker, bookie, lobbyist, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting Democrats.

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3 Responses to “Democratic Jokes”

  1. […] Over at Pirate’s Cove, William Teach has provided a little Saturday humor – at the expense of Democrats.  Here’s a taste to whet your appetite.  -They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn’t know where he was going. On the way, he got bogged down. When he got there he didn’t know where he was or have any idea what to do. And it was all done on a government grant. […]

  2. Democratic Jokes…

    William Teach is feeling silly today ….
    -Headline in 2035: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions inthe seventh largest country in the world, California.
    He’s got lots more.
    tiara tip The Median Sib

    ……

  3. Nemesis says:

    Lol! The hunting one is excellent! You may find yourself under a Democrat fatwah for that one, though.

    I like your site, good stuff. Consider yourself blogrolled 🙂

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