Category Archives: Rants

Oh, Those Wacky Liberal Judges And Prosecutors, Part Lots

Isn’t Liberal Justice wonderbar? A former teacher at a Lubec elementary school was sentenced Friday in Washington County (Maine) Superior Court to 30 days in jail for having a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy. Tina Mason, 31, of East Machias cried and sniffled in the courtroom as she pleaded no contest to charges of […]

Why GOTV Is Like A Wet T-Shirt Contest

Every election year, I hear something that sets off an old, long running argument, namely, that I hate Get Out The Vote. In this case, I was listening to The Sports Reporters, and during the parting shots, one of them (missed the name) was talking about athletes telling people to get out there and vote, because […]

Do It Yourself Checkout For Dummies

More and more in our society, we are having self checkout. We have long had self service at gas stations down here. It is hard to find full service. We have self checkout at WalMart’s, Lowe’s and the libraries. And, of course, supermarkets. It hasn’t caught on so much in the Northeast, like it has down here […]

Devils Out Of The Playoffs

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Shit. Crap. Dangitall. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. You know, I wouldn’t be so pissed off about the Devils losing in the first round if it wasn’t to the fucking Rangers they hadn’t lost 4 […]

Road Rage

Well, not really rage. I mentioned Raven’s post on road rage II in my Pinup post earlier, and, serendipitously, I ran into a brand new reason to honk my horn. For those of you who do not have them or are unfamiliar with the South, we have turn lanes on a good chunk of our […]

Battlestar Galactica Rant

So, I recorded the 2 hour episode of Battlestar Galactica, Razor, what, Saturday night, and finally got around to watching it last night. It was pretty good, whetted the appetite for more. And there in lies the problem (bad language coming) Near the end of the episode, they were nice enough to tell us when […]

Crackheads Hacked My htaccess File

Serious language ahead Fucking sons of a bitch cocksuckers hacked my htaccess file at some point during the day, never did check the time, had to have happened after 3pm, which is when I last posted something with Crackberry. Fuck, shit, cocksmoking retards need to die die die! Fortunately, the idea that the fucktards may […]

Jerkoffs Of The Internet

You know, when they invented the Internet (insert Gore joke here), I bet they never thought it would be used for pure assholery. There are all sorts of sites devoted to wacko’s, people that should be simply locked in a small room with no windows, out there, that, out in the real world, would barely […]

Angry Man Buffett: Alec Baldwin

For today's bit of insensitivity, let's look at Alec Baldwin. By now, you have probably heard his major rant as his 11 or 12 year old daughter, he isn't sure which, which you can hear over at TMZ. Actually, you should read all the posts at TMZ over the past few days, such as Baldwin mocking […]

Care To See Your Personal Information?

Do ya? Give me your name, and I can find your address, current and past ones, your date of birth, your phone number, maybe even your work address. How about a link directly to a background check on you? Property, 20 year history, criminal. Even a satellite photo of where you live. Sound intruiging? Or […]

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