Category Archives: John McCain

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted McCain-Palin Bumper Sticker

Get your brand spanking new “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted McCain-Palin” bumper stickers, only $3.99! Every pink cloud has a Conservative lining. Maybe I am jumping the gun, but, as of midnight, looks like it will be Obama. Oh, well. Such is life. It will give all these feel good folks, who only see the programs […]

What Happened To An Osama Tape?

The New Republic asks the question, “why no Bin Laden tape,” and comes to the conclusion that Osama would prefer McCain, but, …in the final week or so before today’s election, Obama appeared to have a pretty insurmountable lead. Even if a bin Laden tape would have narrowed the margin, it probably wouldn’t have made […]

Good News! Visitors Endorse McCain

Good thing ACORN illegally registered them early, eh? OCTOBER SURPRISE: ALIEN ENDORSES MCCAIN! In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain. With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, […]

The Mac Is Back!

Everyone voted? If not, go, vote! Even though all the liberal media is already calling the election for Obama, just like they did for Kerry. And, is everyone ready for the riots, whether Obama wins or loses? Question for Conservatives: if McCain loses, what will you do?

How Not To Be Selfish With Taxes In Barry’s New World Order

By now, you probably heard Senator Barack H. Obama (using his middle initial is racist, BTW) say it was selfish to not pay higher taxes. We already knew it was unpatriotic to want to pay lower taxes, thanks to Senator Foot In Mouth. For those who missed it, here ya go   Special, eh? Let’s […]

Operation Iraqi Freedom Fatalities “Dip”

Nominee for the “Let’s Tone It Down To Nap Time” headline award, the LA Times is a sure winner: U.S., Iraq fatalities dip in October The number of Iraqis killed in war-related violence in October was the lowest since the U.S.-led invasion in March 2003, Iraqi officials said Friday. The death toll was 278, including […]

I’m Glad Joe Klein Could Do Research On Rashid Khalidi

I’d ask “what is with the MSM,” but, we all know the answer: in da tank Herewe have the McCain campaign’s execrable Michael Goldfarb slinging around accusations of anti-semitism–a favorite pastime, as we’ve seen this year, among Jewish neoconservatives. I’ve never met Rashid Khalidi, but he is (a) Palestinian and therefore (b) a semite, so […]

Aside: Camp McCain Demands Video Release

Stop The ACLU: McCain Demands LA TIMES Release Video of Obama at Party for Palestinian Activist

Plumber Joe’s Continuing Political Education

The media were incredibly interested in the BIG, MASSIVE story on Palin’s clothes. Will any of them pick up this story from the Columbas Dispatch? Government computers used to find information on Joe the Plumber  “State and local officials are investigating if state and law-enforcement computer systems were illegally accessed when they were tapped for […]

McCain Camp: Obama Campaign Criminalizes Political Differences

ARLINGTON, VA — Today, McCain-Palin 2008 Spokesman Ben Porritt issued the following statement in response to the Obama campaign’s letter to Attorney General Michael Mukasey: “After a week of shifting stories and clumsy corrections regarding Barack Obama’s connections to ACORN, the Obama campaign resorted to their now-customary heavy handed tactic of attempting to criminalize political […]

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