Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Kathleen Parker: “Say, Obama Is Kinda Feminine, Isn’t He?”

I generally avoid mentioning Chatty Kathy Parker, as I do most of the other fake Conservatives (see John Hawkins’ latest article on David Frum for more on these types of weenies). Yet, this article is fasinating in her opinion of PeBO, starting with the headline Obama: Our first female president If Bill Clinton was our […]

Friday Stupid: What Do Shakira’s Hips Say On Illegal Immigration?

OK, OK, everyone is entitled to have their say. This is America, after all, so, whatever she has to say must be super important, right? Grammy Award-winning singer Shakira has joined the growing chorus of opposition to Arizona’s new immigration law. Because that Grammy means quite a bit when it comes to American politics, giving […]

Saturday Important: 50 Beers To Try Before You Die

It may be Saturday, yet another day where Obama has lied (wait, NPR called him on it?), but, let’s think about what is really important in our lives You’ve heard of “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”? How about 50 to try before you die?! Call it the bucket list of beer. GQ magazine […]

PETA Has An Issue With Comical Dog Riding Monkeys In Cute Costumes

Starting out the day on a lighter note this Tuesday, and proving yet again that folks on the Left tend to have no sense of humor When the dog-riding capuchin monkeys are in town, people talk. (video at the link) Philip “Dolce” Hendricks, owner of the Banana Derby, says his festival attraction tends to draw […]

I Wonder If Senator Schumer Has Considered A Nakation?

What with his whole silliness on overhead baggage fees, maybe he should consider taking a nakation.

Where’s Rusty? Pirate’s Cove Edition

Hmmmm, did Rusty have anything to do with “Largest Star Wars Lightsaber Battle“? (video below the more tag)

You Think You’re Special, Punk? Ha! Says Super Mom

Degree of difficulty 9.9 Paula Thomas, 29, was preparing a feast for her family in England on Christmas Day when she began to go into labor, The Sun reported. She continued to baste the turkey in the oven until the contractions were just three minutes apart. Her husband Damian, 32, took her to hospital and […]

Mysterious Rays Light Up Sky Above Norway

Mega massive cool A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled. Witnesses from Trøndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave – although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs […]

Church Of Tiger Woods Disolves Over His Personal Sins

In other news, there was actually a Church of Tiger Woods The transgressions of Tiger Woods have proved too much to take for one of the golf superstar’s most fanatical fans, who is now disbanding a church set up in praise of the sports icon. John Ziegler, the pastor of the First Church of Tiger […]

Maybe If Israel Exported Polar Bears, The Left Would Like Them

Apparently, Israel is exporting hippos, now. Wait, what? The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate. Israel’s top safari says it has become the world’s top exporter of hippopotamuses, having successfully sent more than a dozen […]

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