Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

ClimaScare Today: Rising Seas Could Maybe Possibly Cause $14 Trillion A Year In Damages

Madame ManBearPig looks in the crystal ball of Utter Doom and decides Climate change SHOCK: Rising sea levels to wipe out £10 TRILLION in flood damage A study published by the UK National Oceanographic Centre (NOC) has warned rising sea levels could cost the world economy £10trillion ($14trillion) a year by 2100. The startling report […]

Bummer: Climastrology Models Fail To Account For CO2’s Impact On Life

It’s always some sort of doomsaying with these people Climate models fail to account for CO2’s impact on life, scientists say Increasingly, climate scientists are calling for climate models to focus more on CO2 levels and less on temperature. In a new study, researchers from the University of Exeter contend warming could slow even as […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ (scam) To Send Crocs South In Australia

Because things should never, ever change on Earth, which has been utterly static for billions of years, you know Crikey! Crocs heading south and other changes forecast for Australia’s wildlife The chances of limiting climate change appear to be growing slimmer by the day — and this may have big implications for Australia’s wildlife. Recently […]

‘Climate Change’ Made Lobsters Awesome, But Will Kill Them In The Future Or Something

It’s always some sort of doom with these people Climate Change Brought a Lobster Boom. Now It Could Cause a Bust. At 3:30 in the morning on a Friday in late May, the lobstermen ate breakfast. Outside, their boats bobbed in the labradorite water, lit only by the dull yellow of streetlamps across the bay. […]

TV Weathercasters Unite To Push ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Or Something

I wonder how much electricity is used to broadcast the weather? TV Meteorologists Unite For Climate Change On The Summer Solstice Surprisingly, there are a small percentage of TV meteorologists that express skepticism on climate change. The American Meteorological Society (AMS), George Mason University, and others have studied the reasons why, and I will say more […]

Global Warming Cooks Up A Different World Or Something

How dare the world change!!!!!!! And the train is in our living rooms! This is what the Associated Press considers to be “news” (included photo comes from the story, apparently what CO2 caused doom looks like) Global warming cooks up ‘a different world’ over 3 decades We were warned. On June 23, 1988, a sultry […]

Latest Scenario Of ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Doom: Dengue Fever

A tax will fix this, you know. And you giving up meat and riding your bike to work will also help Keeping Global Warming to 1.5 Degrees Could Spare Millions Pain of Dengue Fever Faster international action to control global warming could halt the spread of dengue fever in the Western Hemisphere and avoid more […]

A Friendly Reminder That The Planet Is Melting Or Something

It’s these kinds of unhinged screeds that make it hard to take the Cult of Climastrology seriously Your friendly reminder the Planet is melting – Last 400 months were all warmer-than-average global temperatures NOAA just confirmed the last 400 months were all warmer-than-average global temperatures… For 400 months in a row, our planet has been […]

Antibiotic Resistance Latest Thing To Be Blamed On ‘Climate Change’ (scam)

All because you refuse to give up your fossil fueled vehicle, cheeseburgers, and air conditioning in favor of going vegan, living in a big (crime filled city), and paying massive taxes to The Government Climate change could be driving antibiotic resistance across the US, study warns Climate change is wreaking havoc across the globe – […]

Record Heat Means More Ferocious Hurricanes Or Something

So, we had a big hurricane year in 2017, meaning it’s time for the Dire Prognostications Of Doom to sally forth Record Heat Means Hurricanes Gain Ferocity Faster Hurricanes are becoming more violent, more rapidly, than they did 30 years ago. The cause may be entirely natural, scientists say. But Hurricane Harvey, which in 2017 assaulted the Gulf […]

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