Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Globull Warming Could Make “Finding Nemo” Fish Deaf

I SAID THAT BARACK OBAMA TAKING A HUGE FOSSIL FUELED LIMO WITH A LARGE POSSE OF SUVS COULD MAKE CLOWNFISH DEAF BBC: Acid oceans turn ‘Finding Nemo’ fish deaf Clownfish, the spectacular tropical species feted in the movie Finding Nemo, appear to lose their hearing in water slightly more acidic than normal. If you’re using […]

Using Your iPhone Could Cause Everyone To Be A Globull Warming Veteran

Seriously, your iPhone is bad for globull warming, er, climate change, whatever, and uber Warmist Joe Romm finds his inner barking moonbat for Memorial Day, 2030 The three worst direct impacts to humans from our unsustainable use of energy will, I think, be Dust-Bowlification and sea level rise and ocean poisoning:  Hell and High Water.  […]

Here We Go: “Climate Change (Hoax)” Causing The Tornadoes

Bill McKibben, founder of the global climate campaign 350.org, is given a platform over at The Washington Post for this drivel: A link between climate change and Joplin tornadoes? Never! If you can’t use the precise terminology, anthropogenic global warming, then you’re completely disingenuous to start with. Caution: It is vitally important not to make […]

Today’s Climahysteria: Chicago As Baton Rouge

Everybody panic! The Windy City is preparing for a heat wave — a permanent one. Climate scientists have told city planners that based on current trends, Chicago will feel more like Baton Rouge than a Northern metropolis before the end of this century. So, Chicago is getting ready for a wetter, steamier future. Public alleyways […]

Record (Globull Warming) Snow Could Bring Massive Floods

Surprisingly, the NY Times is smart enough to actually avoid the mention of globull warming/climate change For all the attention on epic flooding in the Mississippi Valley, a quiet threat has been growing here in the West where winter snows have piled up on mountain ranges throughout the region. Thanks to a blizzard-filled winter and […]

We Are Monsters, Pushing The Earth Towards Disaster

I think we just might have a winner for the most unhinged alarmist story of the month (via Tom Nelson) Planet Earth is on the verge of disaster, economist warns Wait, I thought we weren’t supposed to listen to non-climate scientists…..oh, sorry, I forgot, that only applies to those who do not believe in anthropogenic […]

Washington Post: Climate Change (Hoax) Debate Is Over

So says the anonymous board….are any actually climate scientists? Anyhow “CLIMATE CHANGE is occurring, is very likely caused by human activities, and poses significant risks for a broad range of human and natural systems.” So says — in response to a request from Congress — the National Research Council of the National Academy of Sciences, […]

Climate Change (Hoax) Could ‘Disrupt Wi-Fi And Power Supplies’

All because someone, probably the Scottish Skeptic, drove an SUV instead of walking 20 miles to work, causing the climate to do something and something else while doing another, therefore making it hot cold wet dry snowy icy, and now Climate change ‘could disrupt wi-fi and hit power supply’ Climate change will disrupt wi-fi connections, […]

Heh! Angry Birds Causes Globull Warming

From the Department of AGW Is Caused By Everything: Is Angry Birds Increasing Global Warming? We are well aware that the Angry Birds causes plenty of damage to complex structures and greedy green pigs, but are they causing damage in real life? The most successful mobile game ever seen may damage your eyesight after a […]

BWT, Your iPhone Will Kill You From Globull Warming

Tom Nelson frequently makes jokes in his headlines about you using an iPhone and it causing it to flood in some 3rd world shit hole, er developing nation. I don’t think even he saw this one coming Carbon emissions? Energy overuse? Sketchy labor relations? There’s an app for that, and it’s all of them. This […]

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