Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

Cult Of Climastrology Wants To Know How Hotcoldwetdry Changed Your Life In 2019

The answers are hilarious We asked, you answered: Here’s how the climate changed your lives in 2019 https://t.co/iSsyFL6iYP — grist (@grist) January 2, 2020 Here we go A year has passed since the publication of “We broke down what climate change will do, region by region,” the best-performing Grist story of recent times. In the […]

Times Square New Years Ball Drop Theme Is About ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

But, of course it is. A city that would collapse without fossil fuels will host a ball drop celebration where thousands and thousands will take fossil fueled trips to NYC, tons of energy will be used, people will be wearing clothes shipped from all over the world with fossil fuels, and etc and so on […]

Hotcoldwetdry Harms Robots Too Or Something

Our future overlords are Concerned Climate change is harmful for robots too, says Sophia Sophia, the world’s first humanoid robot, said climate change is not only harmful to human beings, but also to robots. The robot, who can impersonate 60 human expressions and was brought to Mumbai from Hong Kong, spoke on stage at the […]

Good Grief: Fireworks Sales Slump In Germany On ‘Climate Change’ Fears

How soon till the German government bans fireworks, much like beach bonfires have been banned in many areas in the People’s Republik Of California? German fireworks sales fizzle on climate anxiety Pyrotechnic-mad Germany loves to see in the New Year with a bang but concerns about climate change have prompted several major retailers to take […]

2019’s Biggest Pop Culture Trend Was Climate Anxiety Or Something

Calling it pop culture is exactly right, just like the pop culture of pet rocks 2019’s biggest pop-culture trend was climate anxiety Alright folks, I’m calling it: 2019 was officially the year the climate crisis went mainstream. Think about it. No longer is mention of the warming atmosphere, melting ice sheets, and acidifying oceans — […]

2019 Was The Year The World Woke Up To The Climate Emergency Or Something

The Cult of Climastrology has only been pimping it since the 1980’s, and it’s just now that the world is woke? The year the world woke up to the climate emergency Schoolchildren skipping class to strike, protests bringing city centres to a standstill: armed with dire warnings from scientists, people around the world dragged the […]

Harvard Names “Climate Emergency” Word Of The Year

Who wants to tell them? ‘??@Harvard? faculty chooses “climate emergency” as the “word of the year”. Such is the state of higher education. Read the testimonials. What lofty prose. One token prof points out it is not actually an emergency. No one is fleeing! https://t.co/yZnt0DC6YL — Patrick Moore (@EcoSenseNow) December 24, 2019 Say, will Harvard […]

Angry Tears Flow As Politicians Fail To Stop “Climate Darkness” In Madrid

Perhaps they wouldn’t have so many tears if they weren’t taking long fossil fueled flights from half a world away? Tears flow as politicians fail to dispel ‘climate darkness’ Standing before a captive audience at this month’s climate change conference in Madrid after entertaining them with a dance in her traditional Pacific island costume, 21-year-old […]

Canadian Parents Were A Bit Upset About “Santa Goes Green” Play

Nothing like indoctrinating the little kiddies in government run schools into the Cult of Climastrology Santa goes full blown commie at an Oxbow, Saskatchewan Christmas concert. The school claims the student’s anti-oil protest song wasn’t politically motivated, but was chosen because of the beat. Hilarious how CBC flips this into a big bad fossil fuel […]

Climate Crisis Today: Menlo Park, Ca., Soon To Add Electric Fire Truck

Say, did they bother asking the actual firefighters whether they needed or wanted this truck? So, at least double the cost of a fossil fueled fire truck, and also less dependable: "well, we'd like to save your house, but, the wind isn't blowing so we can't charge our truck." #climatebrawl https://t.co/yQWElumn8R — William Teach2 ??????? […]

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