Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

We’re Saved! Energy Company Makes Spotify List For Climate Apocalypse

I was getting worried for a moment Energy Company Makes Spotify Playlist to Reduce People’s Climate Crisis Concerns European energy company Vattenfall has produced a Spotify playlist to help people who are losing sleep over the climate crisis. The “Super Soothing Climate Progress Engineering Tracks” allow listeners to hear the technical details around energy production, hydroelectric power and […]

You Know What’s Super Scary? Cherry Blossom Trees Blooming A Bit Earlier From Climate Apocalypse

You know it’s a doomsday cult when they can find the most mundane thing and turn it into a sign of the apocalypse. There’s nothing unusual about trees blooming a bit early during a low level Holocene warm period. It’s happened many times before and will happen again. But, this is your fault this time, […]

Hotcold Take: Senator Durbin Says It’s Patriotic To Invest In Climate (scam) Bonds

If he wants to play this game, I’d say that it is patriotic for climate cultists to give up their own use of fossil fueled travel, their big fancy pants houses, meat, and make their lives carbon neutral Sen. Durbin wants Americans to make a ‘very patriotic investment’ in bonds to fight climate change In […]

High Flying John Kerry Says “Mother Earth Is Screaming At Us” Or Something

Perhaps John, who was in Vietnam, should give up all his fossil fueled vehicles, his private jet, his multiple homes, and disinherit himself from all the money from Heinz, which uses lots and lots of fossil fuels to make and distribute their products (geez, I haven’t written that in a long, long time) “Mother Earth, […]

High Flying John Kerry: “No government is going to solve” Climate Crisis (scam)

I was hoping what climate poobah John “I was in Vietnam” Kerry meant was that all the Believers would be pushed to practice what they preach. Giving up fossil fuels and meat, taking short showers, handwashing and line drying clothes, etc and so on. Nope Kerry: ‘No government is going to solve’ climate change U.S. […]

Bummer: Marijuana Farms Contributing To Climate Apocalypse

I wonder what this will do to the Democrats push to legalize marijuana all across the country: which push is more important to them, climate crisis (scam) or getting stoned? Marijuana farms contributing to climate change, research shows Growing cannabis indoors is racking up energy production, resulting in large amounts of damaging gases that warm […]

Young Evangelists Are Super Concerned About Other People’s Carbon Footprints

When a cult attempts to infiltrate and change a religion For These Young Evangelical Activists, Facing the Climate Crisis Is an Act of Faith A few years back, William Morris came to realize just how he could be a light unto the world. Before this precise moment in time, his visions of a missionary life […]

Bummer: Climate Anxiety Is Pretty Much Only A Problem For White Warmist

Scientific American’s Sarah Jaquette Ray is almost positioning “climate anxiety” as a raaaaacist thing, because, of course everything has to have a racial component these days, right? If you look at the URL, the original headline was “The Unbearable Whiteness Of Climate Anxiety” Climate Anxiety Is an Overwhelmingly White Phenomenon Is it really just code […]

Superspreader? Climate Cultists Restart Fridays For Future Marches

Interestingly, we’re getting all sorts of headlines like this Spring breakers descend on Texas amid fears of superspreader event Spring Break Could Be Virus Superspreader Event In Florida But, not for stuff like this Climate change activists restart Fridays For Future protests across the world Climate change activists are taking to the streets worldwide as […]

There’s A Right To Fight Climate Crisis (scam) Or Something

Well, sure, people have a right to fight climate change, at least here in the U.S., where we have freedom to do things we want, right? They’re welcome to agitate for redress of grievance. They’re welcome to give up their own use of fossil fuels, take the bus, ride the train, walk or bike, go […]

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