Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Hottest Take Ever: Beauty Magazine Explains How To Implement An Almost Total Ban On Private Ownership Of Firearms

November 22, 2018 – 8:31 am

Everyone goes to Harper’s Bazaar, a magazine primarily about fashion, beauty, celebrity, culture, and food and travel, for diatribes about gun bans, right? But, remember, no one is advocating taking away your guns How We Can Stop Mass Shootings in America Australia’s national gun buyback and gun registry worked. It can work for us, too. […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment 64 Comments

DHS Proposal For Assigning Gender Has “No Basis In Science” According To Science Journal

November 21, 2018 – 10:30 am

When science nutters attempt to propagate mental illness (via Twitchy) Editorial: The US Department of Health and Human Services proposes to establish a legal definition of whether someone is male or female based on the genitals they are born with. This proposal has no foundation in science and should be abandoned. https://t.co/GakJypiEED — Nature Portfolio […]

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Bummer: The U.S. Is Becoming A Two-Tiered Voting Laws Country

November 20, 2018 – 10:59 am

It’s funny that we really didn’t hear any of these same whines while Obama was in office, but, in the Era of Trump, everything is horrible for liberals. Even after doing well in the House, zomg, voting is horrible, and has made Ari Berman at Mother Jones very upset The United States Is Becoming a […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Elections 6 Comments

Neil Young Blames Trump For Losing His House Due To ‘Climate Change’

November 14, 2018 – 8:11 am

Man, if only President Trump had done something about ‘climate change’ during his previous terms over the last 30 years, eh? Neil Young Blames ‘So-Called President’ Donald Trump After Losing His Home in the California Wildfires By Sunday, the devastating wildfires across California were only 25 percent contained as the death toll rose to 31 […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 5 Comments

Trumpy Bear Is Actually Masking Something Nefarious Or Something

November 13, 2018 – 7:27 am

Have you seen this one yet? https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1061965651470925825 It’s a cute bear. With a combover. And a blankie! And it is real! And it has far left outlet writer Jeet Heer melting down (New Republic) Like the Teddy Bear, the Trumpy Bear uses cuteness to mask something terrible. Some television viewers were taken aback by an […]

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Climate Fiction Will Help Us Confront The Incipient Death Of The Planet Or Something

November 10, 2018 – 3:35 pm

I know what could solve this: a tax on people who believe in anthropogenic climate change, starting with media outlets like the New Yorker How Climate-Change Fiction, or “Cli-Fi,” Forces Us to Confront the Incipient Death of the Planet As part of its ongoing “Original Stories” series, Amazon has assembled a collection of climate-change fiction, or cli-fi, bringing […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 1 Comment

Newsweek Continues Meme About Senate Popular Vote

November 9, 2018 – 3:28 pm

One would think that after a couple of scorching hot takes on the subject, someone in the editorial pool at major media outlets would go “OK, hold on, this is beyond stupid.” Alas, not (via Twitchy) Democrats won the popular vote for president, House and Senate but control only one branch of government https://t.co/jzWpqcROpj pic.twitter.com/6VuRlAtGaO […]

By William Teach Also posted in Constitution 3 Comments

Apparently, If You Don’t Live In Urban And Suburban Areas You Aren’t Part Of Real America

November 9, 2018 – 6:53 am

According to Excitable Paul Krugman, you’re just part of Senate America Real America Versus Senate America Everyone is delivering post-mortems on Tuesday’s elections, so for what it’s worth, here’s mine: Despite some bitter disappointments and lost ground in the Senate, Democrats won a huge victory. They broke the Republican monopoly on federal power, and that’s […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Journalistic Malpractice 10 Comments

Hot Take: Gerrymandering Doomed Democrats Taking Back The Senate

November 7, 2018 – 5:31 pm

I may be writing this late in the afternoon, but I ran across this early this morning, and it is as scorching of a hot take as they come This is perhaps the worst whiny take from Democrats on why they didn't take the Senate https://t.co/TAhMnhdvbP — William Teach2 ??????? #refuseresist (@WTeach2) November 7, 2018 […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Elections 6 Comments

Surprise: Warmist Drags ‘Climate Change’ Into Tree Of Life Shooting

November 3, 2018 – 7:29 am

You just had to know that some member of the Cult of Climastrology would do this, in this case, Eve Andrews at Grist Tree of Life and our deadly climate of change As the rest of the country tried to figure out why Robert Bowers had targeted Pittsburgh’s Tree of Life synagogue in the worst […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 11 Comments
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