Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Mad King Chucky Still On The “Creationist” Kick

What he writes (don’t worry, LFGoofballs doesn’t get the link. Basil does. If you want to see what he writes, add him in a feedreader, so his traffic stays low) Louisiana Governor (and part time exorcist) Bobby Jindal’s stealth creationist bill is starting to bear rancid fruit, as the state’s top school board approves new rules […]

Little Green Goofballs Gets More Admirers!

Earlier today, John Hawkins at Right Wing News wrote about the kerfuffle with Excitable Chucky Johnson, or, as R.S. McCain calls him, Mad King Charles. John did it a lot nicer than the rest of us have, as only he can do, and it is well worth a read. Cynthia Yockey weighs in on the […]

Cwazy Maxine Waters Faces Ethics Probe

Interestingly, when one types “Maxine Waters” into the Google search bar, one of the trending topics is “Maxine Waters idiot.” Some of her special moments include praising Fidel Castro and Cuban health care, rationalized the 1992 L.A. riots, stated that Los Federales should investigate people engaged in Constitutionally protected Free Speech as well as calling […]

Excitable Chucky Bans Even The Mention Of Pajamas Media

Headmaster of the Little Green Goofballs squad is really that unhinged. I reckon it was number 57 that got wacked. Then there is this #74 milkam: There was a great piece by VDH on PJM the other day, but the software here blocked the link. Too bad — guess I’ll have to wait for his […]

Little Chucky Johnson Earning More Smackdowns

I was going to make these two links Asides, but, na, front page The Shield Of Achilles: Goodbye Little Green Footballs, Hello Powerline. TSOA owner John Rohan shows us what happens when you question Charles Johnson, even extremely nicely, as well as the rampant paranoia and derangement of Excitable Chucky Johnson. My comments actually started […]

Excitable Chucky Goes With Pure Derangement Syndrome

I know, I know, a real shocker. Other than music videos, what doesn’t cause Excitable Chucky to become deranged? Whether it be AGW opponents, TEA Partiers, Creationism, anti-Islamists, Christians, Intelligent Design, Glenn Beck, basically, everything those on the left despise, Chucky gets excited. A scroll through any front page produces copious amounts of derangement, making […]

Powerline Dump LGF, Excitable Chucky Lays Down The Hissy Fit

Scott at Powerline puts it nicely We have slightly updated our blogroll for the first time time in a long time. We have deleted Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs. We long ago stopped reading LGF Suffice it to say (suffice it for me to say, anyway) that Charles’s political inclinations and interests now diverge widely […]

Congress Pays Tribute To Flight 93. Plus Charlie Sheen’s Trutherism

The House and Senate did good! US lawmakers Wednesday paid tribute to the passengers on United Airlines Flight 93 who fought back against hijackers to stop it possibly hitting the Capitol in the September 11, 2001 attacks. “In memory of the passengers and crew of Flight 93 whose brave sacrifice on September 11, 2001 not […]

The Left Creates Fake Glenn Beck Rape Document. You Stay Classy, Libs!

Unsurprisingly, this shocks me not in the least. Offends me, yes. Disgusts me, yes. Shocks me? Not so much. I have pretty much become used to this type of insanity from the Lefties (h/t John Hawkins) The attack on Glenn Beck continues by the internet crowd calling for a boycott of Beck’s advertisers. Can we […]

John Kerry: Climate Change Is The Next 9/11

After flirting with Barking Moonbat status since losing the 2004 presidential election, Waffles Kerry has officially joined the club John Kerry has written an op-ed for the Huffington Post comparing the inaction in response to a heating planet to the inaction of President Bush before September 11th. Kerry reaches deep into the bag of global […]

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