Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Libtalker Throws Out The Death Wishes

March 27, 2010 – 5:13 pm

Brian Maloney at The Radio Equalizer does the dumpster diving into the fever swamps of left wing hate radio (making the number of listeners a nice round 20) so that the rest of us don’t, and finds this typical bit of unhinged hate by Mike Malloy MALLOY (31:30): It took these filthy Republicans about 48 […]

By William Teach Also posted in Liberal World 2 Comments

Has Disney Taken Over Management Of The White House?

March 14, 2010 – 10:31 am

Perhaps President Obama was replaced with one of those animatronic figures they have in the Hall Of Presidents (there really is one of him). Though, and I dearly hate to put it this way, based on the way the White House is acting, they might be an extension of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama, Healthcare Comments Off on Has Disney Taken Over Management Of The White House?

Disgraced Former Fish Wrap Executive Editor Whines About Fox News

March 12, 2010 – 7:03 pm

This is seriously too funny, a great way to pick up what was not the best of days at work. You remember Howell Raines, right? He’s the guy who had to resign in disgrace as Executive Editor of the NY Times in the wake of the Jason Blair scandal. Now, he whines in the Washington […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Wonky Media 2 Comments

Stupid Ideas 101: Combining Pig Roast With Burning WTC Image

March 11, 2010 – 9:30 am

Could this be considered a case of political correctness, or, simply a case of “some ideas are so stupid that I’m not sure how you actually did this“? Saskatchewan’s opposition New Democratic Party is slamming an advertisement distributed in a government-held constituency announcing a fundraising dinner that includes an image of the twin towers of […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2996, Good Move Slick 1 Comment

Pelosi’s Democracy: You Can’t Know What’s In The Bill Unless You Pass It

March 9, 2010 – 7:25 pm

I shit you not. She had the actual temerity to put this in writing “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy. Furthermore, we believe that health care reform, again I said at the beginning of my remarks, that […]

By William Teach Also posted in Healthcare, Queen Nancy 1 Comment

Ahmadinejad’s A Truther, Has Quite A Bit In Common With The Left

March 6, 2010 – 4:39 pm

Yes, yes, not every 9/11 Truther is on the Left, but, the vast majority of them are, such as the nutjob shooter at the Pentagon the other day. And Ahmadinejad fits right in Ahmadinejad described the destruction of the twin towers in New York on September 11, 2001 as a “complicated intelligence scenario and act,” […]

By William Teach Also posted in War On Terrorism 1 Comment

Dangerous Anti-Government Gun Nut Rightwinger Suspended From Kindergarten

March 5, 2010 – 7:48 am

Good thing the Nanny State jumped on this quickly! To the little boy’s mother, it was just a 6-year-old boy playing around. But when Mason Jammer, a kindergarten student at Jefferson Elementary in Ionia, curled his fist into the shape of a gun Wednesday and pointed it at another student, school officials said it was […]

By William Teach Also posted in Current Affairs 1 Comment

Alan Colmes Links Chile Earthquake With Global Warming

February 28, 2010 – 9:19 am

I was considering having the link in today’s upcoming Patriotic Pinup post, but, dude, Colmes has completely lost his mind on this one LMGTS=Let me get this straight: A massive earthquake strikes Chile (pictured).  A tsunami is predicted for Hawaii. Yet, climate change and global warming deniers say it’s all a hoax. He then attempts […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Beyond Moonbat, Global Warming 8 Comments

ManBearPig Returns! Pens Op-Ed In Fish Wrap Of Record, But Still Won’t Debate

February 28, 2010 – 8:25 am

Collapsing Science Today: After Climategate hit the airwaves and Copenhagen was a cold and snowy disaster, Al Gore, Jr. disappeared from the public scene. As this extremely cold and snowy chugged on (there is a chance of snow Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday in D.C. again!), Al Gore laid low. As even more problems with the […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Climahypocrites, Collapsing Science, Enviroweenies, Global Warming, Science 6 Comments

Cheney Hospitalized With Chest Pains, Lefties Go Typical Disgusting

February 23, 2010 – 8:01 am

By now, most of you know about what happened with awesome VP Dick Cheney, but, from the Washington Post, a little recap Former vice president Richard B. Cheney was hospitalized Monday at George Washington University Hospital after suffering from chest pains, his office said. “His doctors are evaluating the situation and he is resting comfortably,” […]

By William Teach Also posted in Beyond Moonbat, GOP, Journalistic Malpractice 3 Comments
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