Author Archives: William Teach

Ye Olde Daile Silliness(e)

An actual British complaint letter. The piece suggests two things: 1) Americans and Canadians are not the only ones who get poor service from their ISP, cable and/or alarm companies. (NTL is a cable operator in Britain). 2) The Brits probably write the world’s best letters of complaint. ===================================================== Dear Cretins: I have been an […]

Quagmire Redux

Ok, time to send in the Marines. This is terrible’. Shipments of cocoa from Ivory Coast, the world’s biggest producer, remain blocked following three days of unrest. The country’s two ports were shut down on Monday, after a ceasefire broke down and French bombing of the country’s air force sparked rioting. President Bush needs to […]

Homeland Security Not So Dumb, Moonbats

I guess that the folks in the Intell departments aren’t as clueless as the libs say: US officials say they are confident, but not certain, missing Californian Adam Gadahn is the man who threatened al-Qaeda attacks in a recent video. The man appeared with his face covered in a tape shown by ABC News last […]

Watchers Council Seat Up for Grabs

Unfortunatley, Patterico has decided to step down for his seat on the Watchers Council. So, there is a seat open. Personnally, I would love to apply, but, I do not think I could give it the time it deserved. So, I urge anyone who is interested to apply here. It matters not how big or […]

W for Pres 2008?

Ok, this is a bit of a pipe dream, but bear with me here. Using the Moonbats own argument, that W did not win the 2000 Election but was appointed, if that is the case, then the 22nd Amendment comes into play: Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President […]

Even More on the Raleigh GOP Vandalism

Reader Mike commented that he had pictures of the vandalism at the headquarters of the Raleigh GOP. After emailing him, he agreed to allow me to post them here, which will also be posted at the Command Post.

Ye Olde Daile Silliness(e)

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example: 1) Ziploc Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive […]

Ye Olde Daile Silliness(e)

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow […]

More on the Raleigh GOP Attack

Such special people: RALEIGH — An apparent supporter of three people arrested in an attack on the N.C. Republican Party headquarters tussled with two cameramen as they followed him from the Wake County Public Safety Center on Monday afternoon. The young man shielded his face from the cameras as he left the first appearance hearing […]

Good SciFi

Some new SciFi books I plan to either purchase or get from the library as soon as done with some of the Honor Harrington books: Michael Marshall "The Upright Man" (Check out his others, under the name Michael Marshall Smith) Harry Turtledove "Days of Infamy" The master of Alternate History! Plus, while not scifi, Nelson […]

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