Author Archives: William Teach

Trump Admin Looks To Claw Back $7 Billion For Low Income Solar

Trump is such a big meanie, he wants to take free energy away from po’ folk Trump wants to roll back $7 billion in grants for solar projects in low-income communities The Trump administration is reportedly considering terminating a $7 billion grant program aimed at helping low- and moderate-income families install home solar panels, part […]

Trump Warns DC Over Violent Youth Gangs, May Federalize D.C.

Here’s a good question: has Congress delegated any power to the Executive Branch to do this? Because Congress has delegated authority for some of the day to day work to local government, but, ultimately, Congress has with plenary legislative authority over the federal district Trump threatens to federalize DC after ex-DOGE employee ‘Big Balls’ violently […]

‘Climate Change’ Is Coming For Your Potato Chips Or Something

Now they’re trying to hit people in the comfort foods The snackdown: We need to talk about chips It’s a cruel irony: the very snacks we reach for in uncertain times could soon be victims of uncertainty themselves. Snack time might not feel like a climate casualty. But it’s heading that way. And this isn’t […]

If All You See…

…is a place flooded by carbon pollution Bad Weather, you might just be a Warmist The blog of the day is The Political Hat, with a post Eastern Vs Western Marxism.

Too Bad: Abbott Orders Arrest Of State Democrats Who Fled

This is great Texas House Democrats abandoned their duty and are holding flood relief and property tax cuts hostage. I ordered Texas DPS to arrest and return every derelict House Democrat to the Texas Capitol. This order will remain in effect until all missing Democrats are accounted for. pic.twitter.com/A87u2JxYU7 — Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) August 4, […]

“Scientists” Sorta Maybe Possibly Link Starfish Die-Offs To Climate Doom

Seriously, this is what they call science, and it actually gets published as news Scientists Pinpoint Cause of Massive Sea Star Die-Offs, and Suspect a Link to Global Warming After years of scientific sleuthing, a team of West Coast researchers reported that they have identified a particular strain of ocean bacteria that has killed more […]

Visitors From High Overstay Countries Could Be Forced To Pay Up To $15K Bond For Entry

This is a fantastic idea, which is surely going to send Democrats into apoplexy U.S. to Require Some Foreign Visitors to Pay Bonds of Up to $15,000 for Entry Addressing what it calls “a clear national security threat,” the Trump administration will require that some foreign visitors pay bonds of up to $15,000 to help […]

Your Fault: More PRC Comrades Will Go To ER From Atmospheric Cancer

Of course, if this was true, they’d all be waiting a long time due to the illegal aliens jamming up the ERs in the People’s Republik Of California Climate Change Will Send Many More Californians to the ER California’s emergency departments will be more clogged than ever as climate change pushes daily temperatures higher, a […]

If All You See…

…is grass dying from too much carbon pollution caused heat, you might just be a Warmist The blog of the day is The Right Scoop, with a post on Democrats fleeing Texas to avoid redistricting.

Moonbats Go Nuts Over Trump Reinstating The Presidential Fitness Test

There are many things that The Donald does and says just to tweak Democrats, send them into apoplexy. On this, he was probably surprised that there is such a freakout Opinion | Why Trump’s revival of this outdated fitness program is likely to do more harm than good Everyone knows that American kids — and […]

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