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Earth’s current warming trend could bring deadly heat for humans.
A new study that looked at reasonable worst-case scenarios for global warming found that if greenhouse gases continue to be emitted at their current rate, temperatures could become deadly in coming centuries.
Researchers calculated the highest tolerable “wet-bulb” temperature – equivalent to what is felt when wet skin is exposed to moving air – and found that this temperature could be exceeded for the first time in human history if greenhouse gas emissions continue at their current rate and future climate models are correct. Temperatures this unbearable for humans haven’t been seen during the existence of hominids – the primate family that includes ancient humans – but they did occur about 50 million years ago.
Exposure to wet-bulb temperatures above 95 degrees for six hours or more will create lethal stress levels in humans and other mammals, said study team member Matthew Huber of Purdue University’s earth and atmospheric sciences.
You know, back in college I had a really good friend who was a really good guy. In grad school, he, myself, and a couple other guys were renting a house on a really good corner in the city. Then he started drinking too much too often, and pretty much made it so no one would stop by. Girls didn’t even want to walk or ride their bikes past the house. We tried to stop his train wreck (if I told you a quarter of what went on, such as him standing on the couch in the front window ogling women, you would sh*t yourself), couldn’t, so, we just moved out, because he could not help himself. These climahysterics are the same way. Except, instead of alcohol, they have moved on to Crack.
