Biden Falls Up Stairs, Staff Blame It On Wind

Hey, remember this?

How about this?

Biden stumbles multiple times, falls as he scales Air Force One stairs

President Biden stumbled twice and fell as he scaled the stairs to Air Force One on Friday at Joint Base Andrews.

The president was briskly climbing the stairs to the presidential jet before appearing to trip, attempting to gather himself, then tripping again. A reporter in the pool following Biden reported that it’s a windy day at Andrews.

The White House said that Biden “is doing 100% fine” after his fall.

A White House spokesperson later blamed the wind for Biden’s fall, according to the New York Post.

Seriously, they feel the need to spin everything, eh? Many, many presidents, and others, have slipped while climbing the steps. Mike Pence, Gerald Ford (once, but, will SNL do something on Biden?), Obama, and so many others. Why blame the wind? That makes it seem so much worse, when you already have people thinking Joe has lots of health issues. Simply say “he slipped. It happens. And, when you’re wearing leather soled shoes on carpet, it can be really bad.”

In all fairness, this could happen to anyone. I just wonder about the hesitation at the foot of the stairs, like he’s thinking how the heck he’s going to do this, like a drunk at 4am after waking up off the couch looking at stairs up to the bedroom.

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I was wondering if someone would do a golf one, like they did with Trump teeing off an nailing Hillary. Yes!

Lest any liberal say “that’s really mean”, well, considering how many have wished death on Trump, Melania, Pence, Trump’s children, his advisors, his voters, and other Republicans, y’all have no leg to stand on.

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4 Responses to “Biden Falls Up Stairs, Staff Blame It On Wind”

  1. Dana says:

    It doesn’t matter if he has one foot and three toes on the other in the grave; we must pray for the health of Joe Biden for the next four years, because if croaks, we get even harder left Kamala Emhoff in the White House.

    • Kye says:

      There is no “if” about it. This fake president will never last four years but that was the object. Haven’t you guys figured out the fascists long game yet? Having the whore as president was the whole reason for the steal. She IS the fake president for all intents and purposes. You don’t think DC is occupied by troops in case another unarmed White lady dares to protest the Capitol do you? They nation is going full-out fascist and the troops are there to intimidate the People who are supposed to be running our government. After the successful steal we are living in the Twilight Zone. Soon it may become a war zone.

      Which directs us to this insanity provided by Liberty’s Torch:

      In the early Tuesday [February 2, 2021] morning hours, motion sensors alerted the occupant, hereafter referred to as John Doe (names have been changed to protect the innocent) that there was movement along the driveway to his home. Given the time of day, the location of the home, and some recent history that will be discussed later, Doe knew he needed to react, but in a non-threatening manner. His decision was to put on a pair of pants, remain barefoot and shirtless, and move to the front porch with his hands raised in the air. What appeared in the driveway was the lead vehicle of three BearCat armored personnel carriers – commonly referred to as personnel tanks (pictured left) – in a convoy of over thirty total vehicles.

      The BearCats are armed with a rotating turret for housing customer-specific weapon systems. Five gun ports are located on each side of the vehicle, and an additional two on the rear. The vehicle[s] are often equipped with .50 BMG or 7.62mm rifles. It is a military-grade vehicle often used by U.S. Special Forces and the Australian military.

      But on this day, they were cruising the Flathead Valley with thirty other police vehicles in tow.

      Also surrounding the house were one-hundred-plus federal agents with a helicopter in support. Federal agents immediately took Doe into custody and placed him in loose-fitting flex cuffs into the back of one of the BearCat vehicles. Inside the vehicle, John was placed on the outer wall, and at his feet were loaded weapons. Doe later concluded that this had to be a setup, for if he were to try to free himself, he would likely be killed.

      What provoked this Montana this raid? Doe’s former girlfriend from North Carolina filed a restraining order (a civil matter, not criminal) against Doe in that state claiming he was homicidal, suicidal, a threat to her, and had bomb-making materials with the intention to cause harm. She also claimed he had booby traps all over the home and the surrounding property. But none of this was true.”

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        That’s quite a tale!!

        Any confirmation from a reliable source… not the Montana Daily Gazette.

  2. twolaneflash says:

    You can’t spell JOkE without JOE. https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_negative.gif

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