If All You See…

…is a tree that will soon die from too much carbon pollution, you might just be a Warmist

The blog of the day is Flopping Aces, with a post on there being no impeachment.

An interesting thing I found out about Chile is that blondes are a big thing. Who knew?

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28 Responses to “If All You See…”

  1. formwiz says:

    A lot of Latin American countries have large German populations.

    Kind of like Mexico where you have a lot of O’Tooles and such.

    In Tucson once on St Paddy’s Day, we bumped into a large Mexican family just coming back from the parade. Of course, Cinco De Quatro, as Zippy called it, is the Mexican St Patrick’s Day.

    The only difference is, instead of drinking green beer and Irish whiskey and yelling, “Erin Go Bragh!, you drink margaritas and tequila, yelling, “Viva Zapata!”.

    Catholics are all the same.

  2. liljeffyatemypuppy says:

    Mueller et.al knew it was all bullshit over a year ago but whines that “public confusion” was created by Barr.
    F*ck that.



  3. Mangoldielocks says:


    Although non-venomous, common green grass snakes can be extremely dangerous.
    by jonah jones | January 30, 2004 7:13 PM PST

    A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a
    winter cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect
    them from a possible freeze.

    It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of
    the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it
    go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.

    The husband, who was taking a shower, ran out into the living room naked to
    see what the problem was.

    She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor
    on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came
    and cold nosed him on the rear. He thought the snake had bitten him and he

    His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The
    attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying
    him out.

    About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and one of the
    Emergency Medical Technicians saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher.

    That’s when the man broke his leg and why he had to be hospitalized.

    The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on
    a neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a
    rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was
    gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

    But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushion where she felt
    the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back
    under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying there passed out
    tried to use CPR to revive her.

    The neighbor’s wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery
    store, saw her husband’s mouth on the woman’s mouth and slammed her
    husband on the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out
    and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

    An ambulance was again called when it was determined that the injury
    required hospitalization.

    The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor
    lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had
    been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small
    bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man’s throat.

    By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the
    whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to
    arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all happened
    over a little green snake.

    The ambulance arrived and took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.
    Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch. One of the
    policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the
    leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table fell over
    and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the

    Another policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window
    into the yard on top of the family dog. The startled dog jumped up and raced
    out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed
    into the parked police car and set it on fire.

    Meanwhile, the burning drapes had spread to the walls and the entire
    house was blazing. Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving
    fire truck had started raising his ladder when they were halfway down the
    street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and pulled out the
    electricity and disconnected telephones in a ten-square city block area.

    Time passed.

    Both men were discharged from the hospital. The house was rebuilt. The
    police acquired a new car, and all was right with the world.

    About a year later the original couple were watching TV and the weatherman
    announced a cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she
    thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

    She shot him.

  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Donald J. Trump

    Had a long and very good conversation with President Putin of Russia. As I have always said, long before the Witch Hunt started, getting along with Russia, China, and everyone is a good thing, not a bad thing….

    …We discussed Trade, Venezuela, Ukraine, North Korea, Nuclear Arms Control and even the “Russian Hoax.” Very productive talk!

    10:06 AM – 3 May 2019

    “Vlad baby! We pulled it off.” He had to let Vlad know it’s wide open for him in 2020!!

    Trump loves Putin more than he loves Americans.

    The argument that Mr. Mueller’s report absolves trump because there was no indictment ignores that Mueller stated he couldn’t indict a sitting president. Billy Barr directly lied about that to the American people during his presser.

    • Mangoldielocks says:

      Tin foil alert!

      Elwood is wanting to go to war with Russia because he hates Trump. Definitely a corporatist. I guess his company benfits when our soldiers die in combat.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        Vlad and Donnie were getting their stories straight as the next round of investigations roll out. Very common mobster action on their part.

    • Mangoldielocks says:

      You can’t indict a sitting president or else every president ever elected would be in the courts for their entire 4 years in office because the other side hates them with an unbridled passion.

      YOU CAN HOWEVER IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT. You dont get the difference do you?

      IF we could indict a sitting president every president would be indicted by the opposition party. For example Clinton would have been removed from office over White Water. Forced to go to trial and then once exonerated they would have another charge waiting.

      Get a life Jeffy. You cannot INDICT a sitting president because of this reason. IF you want him gone you IMPEACH HIM. Once ReMOVED from office then you can indict him all you want.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:


        Exactly. You can’t indict a sitting president, therefore it’s disingenuous to argue that Mueller NOT indicting tRump proves he’s innocent!

        If tRump loses in 2020, he’ll be indicted in 2021 unless he cuts a deal between the election and the Dem’s inauguration.

        A prosecutor who worked for Mr. Mueller predicts that Mueller will tell Congress, “Yes, the President obstructed justice, and avoided indictment by being President”.

        Donald Trump is criminal.

        Get a life, Mangy,

        • Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

          Seems they couldn’t indict anyone else either for conspiracy and/or collusion and they’re not sitting presidents. And the Mueller gang knew it two years ago.
          Poor little fella with his flawed logic. https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

    • formwiz says:

      It’s all the free healthcare rotting his brain.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        Actually, in America we pay more than any other nation for our healthcare. Typically double what other advanced nations pay. We pay much, much more and get less.

        If you try to roll out your “but they pay more taxes” tripe, I’ll smack you down again with facts, troll.

        Nothing is free, troll.

    • Jl says:

      “Trump loves Putin more than America.” Discussed this before, but yes, that’s exactly what someone who loves Russia would do-grow our military, open up more areas for fracking, drilling, go against Russia’s ally, Iran, ect, ect. And of course one more example of J’s assertions with absolutely no proof. I know you’re shocked…

  5. Kye says:

    It’s amusing if a Trump talks to a Russian about building a hotel it suddenly becomes either treason or emoluments but if Hillary and Bin Obama sell uranium to the Russians it’s okay and if Hillary collects $145 million from them it’s no problem at all. Odd.

    • Mangoldielocks says:

      The vote was 255-67, with 17 Democrats voting in support of a criminal contempt resolution, which authorizes Republicans leaders to seek criminal charges against Holder. This Democratic support came despite a round of behind-the-scenes lobbying by senior White House and Justice officials – as well as pressure from party leaders – to support Holder.

      PRESSURE BY OBAMA AND THE WHITE HOUSE to avoid CHARGING HOLDER. OBSTRUCTION ANYONE? Of course not. How can you charge the chosen one with obstruction of justice when he is the messiah?

      To prove obstruction of justice there has to be intent. White house officials applied pressure on members of congress NOT to charge HOLDER with a CRIME…..OBSTRUCTION ANYONE?

    • Elwood P. Dowd says:


      President Obama and Secretary Clinton didn’t sell uranium to the Russians.

      There. Fixed it for you.

      Much of what Con Men believe is untrue.

      • Kye says:

        Yes they did. There. Fixed it back.

      • formwiz says:

        No, everything Lefties believe is untrue.

        Low end of the bell curve.

        And even the Gray Lady had to admit the whole thing was fishy.

        When you’ve lost the NYT…

      • Jl says:

        Funny-and Trump doesn’t love Putin more then America. Much of what libtards believe is untrue.

  6. formwiz says:

    While we’re on the subject of what people believe, you know all that about how much better Europe lives under socialism with all the free healthcare (for which they’re taxed out the wazoo)?

    Well, it’s a lie.

    If the nations of Europe were States of the Union, they’d rank in the lowest economic tier of states. France is just another Alabama, Deutschland another Mrs Pissy, Italy Wes’ Virginny with marinara, Ethpaña one more Kaintuck.

    • Elwood P. Dowd says:

      formwiz typed: If the nations of Europe were States of the Union, they’d rank in the lowest economic tier of states…

      By what measure??

      Fra GDP = $2.8 trillion, Ala GDP = $0.22 trillion
      Ger GDP = $4 trillion, MS GDP = $0.12 trillion
      Ita GDP = $2.1 trillion, WV GDP = $0.08 trillion
      ESP GDP = $1.4 trillion, KY GDP = $0.21 trillion

      And they all have universal healthcare and the US states do not.

      Quality of Life Index:
      1. Denmark
      2. Switzerland
      3. Finland
      4. Australia
      5. Austria
      6. Netherlands
      7. Iceland
      8. Germany
      9. New Zealand
      10. Norway
      11. Estonia
      12. Japan
      13. United States

      Maybe that’s why Norwegians, Danes, Finns, Kiwis, Germans aren’t storming our borders. And all these nations rank higher than the US in individual happiness!! Danes seem to much more content with Denmark than Mississippians are with MS!

      And according to the CIA:

      Liechtenstein, Qatar, Monaco, Macau, Luxembourg, Falkland Islands, Singapore, Bermuda, Isle of Man, Brunei, Ireland, Norway, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Gibraltar, Switzerland, Hong Kong, San Marino all have GDP per capita greater than the US.

      And it’s untrue that Europeans are taxed out the wazoo to pay for their healthcare. They typically pay about half per person what we pay. Just another way we in the US redistribute income UP! We shift about $1 trillion a year from working stiffs to high income people via healthcare alone!

  7. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Remember the white Christian terrorist who attacked the synagogue in CA?

    John Earnest – 19 year old from Poway, California.
    Earnest is a member of the Orthodox Presbyterian Church (OPC), an evangelical Calvinist sect of the United Presbyterian Church. He is a student of theology and his carefully crafted letter is filled with basic OPC teachings used to justify his actions. He believes “that Jewish people, guilty in his view of faults ranging from killing Jesus to controlling the media, deserved to die. That his intention to kill Jews would glorify God.”

    Why no outrage on the right?

    • formwiz says:

      Certainly no outrage on the Left. Unless, of course, you want the Left to demad repeal of the First amendment.

      Some psycho who hates Donald Trump and Conservatives, belongs to a sect nobody ever heard of, espouses views most religious people left behind decades ago, and faces life in the slammer (if he lives that long) gets what he almost deserves and most Right people are OK with that.

      And I guess that means Jeffery has nothing to say about my comment.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:


        You just can’t help yourself, can you?

        Why the increase in white Christian terrorism?

  8. outdoors says:

    I always thought these types of palm trees were pretty ugly to look at. Kind of like a big sickly weed.
    But she looks rather nice!

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