Britain Braces For Worst CO2 Induced Winter Weather In Decades

You got up, turn on the TV and coffee maker which had never been unplugged, wasted water by taking a 5 minute shower, used more than 2 sheets of TP, used some hair spray, then got in your fossil fueled vehicle to go to your workplace with central AC. And because of your monstrous carbon footprint…

(UK Express) Forecasters last night warned the entire country is set for a horror freeze which will bring brutal winds and fierce blizzards.

Temperatures have already started to plunge as a swathe of cold air from the Arctic has swept across the UK in the past few days.

The first long-range forecasts warn of “recordbreaking snowfall” next month.

Heavy wintry showers are expected to cause widespread chaos with below-average temperatures possibly lingering until February.

I bet you also had a burger for lunch, meaning

James Madden, forecaster for Exacta Weather, said it was likely to be the worst winter for more than 100 years.

You just had buy a fridge with an ice maker, didn’t you. Tsk, tsk. You couldn’t have replaced your bulbs with CFLs? For shame. And NSA surveillance shows that you have refused to create a compost heap with your garbage. Plus, I think I saw a plastic bottle, which you further refused to separate and recycle.  We’re doomed. Thanks to you.

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9 Responses to “Britain Braces For Worst CO2 Induced Winter Weather In Decades”

  1. Shiver_My_Gumballs says:

    Johnny has yet to comment?

    horror freeze

    is that anything like hoar-frost? That’s funny. Media never describes rising heat as “horror”… or even “horror freeze”.

    below-average temperatures

    Wait… does that mean it falls below the average that was decided upon my some human to have occurred within the last 50-70 years?
    Wonder how it compares to the temps of 200-400 years ago?

    Teach, know what else? My apt complex has painted our entire complex. And… they even replaced and upgraded our refrigerators. And the units now have even bigger ice makers. ROFL. Take that Britain!!!!

  2. Jeffery says:


    Where in the article was the severe weather attributed to CO2? I probably just missed it. Please just point out where. Thanks.

  3. Jeffery says:

    A little help here!

    Where in the article did the author blame climate change for the severe weather expected in the UK?

    Bueller? Bueller?


  4. Shiver_My_Gumballs says:

    Hey Johnny,
    Please point out where Teach made those arguments\statements.

  5. Jeffery says:

    Hey Gum_My_Balls,

    Did you not read W.T’s post? That’s all he said.

    Who’s Johnny?

  6. Shiver_My_Gumballs says:

    Who’s Johnny?

    Who’s Johnny, you ask?

    Are you reading a different post, because no where on this posting does Teach state that the author of the article cited the reason for the earlier than normal snowfall as being due to rising CO2 levels. CO2 levels that are still below average, btw.

  7. Jeffrey, the headline is making fun of climate alarmists. Stick around and you’ll see more like that. Kinda like “inside baseball”.

  8. Jeffery says:

    Yes, I understood that YOU assumed that someone, somewhere blamed CO2 for the predicted weather. It’s just that no one in the linked article did. You made it all up.

  9. gitarcarver says:

    The difference is Jeffery that Teach interjected something for humor that was clearly understood by those of us who are intelligent to know it to be a joke,.

    Liberals like yourself make stuff up and then expect people to take what you say is fact.

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