AGW And Prozac Diaries: 4.5 Billion Could Perish From Climate Change

You want unhinged climate alarmism? I got your alarmism. Or, rather, The Canadian National Newspaper does

A recent scientific theory called the “hydrate hypothesis” says that historical global warming cycles have been caused by a feedback loop, where melting permafrost methane clathrates (also known as “hydrates”) spur local global warming, leading to further melting of clathrates and bacterial growth.

Blah blah blah blah……..Man evil, man is the sole cause of methane and CO2 release…..blah blah blah….. Here it comes

To summarize, human activity is causing the Earth to warm. Bacteria converts carbon in the soil into greenhouse gasses, and enormous quantities are trapped in unstable clathrates. As the earth continues to warm, permafrost clathrates will thaw; peat and soil microbial activity will dramatically increase; and, finally, vast oceanic clathrates will melt. This global warming chain reaction has happened in the past.

Runaway Global Warming promises to literally burn-up agricultural areas into dust worldwide by 2012, causing global famine, anarchy, diseases, and war on a global scale as military powers including the U.S., Russia, and China, fight for control of the Earth’s remaining resources.

Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012, as planet Earth accelarates into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe.

Um, yeah, OK, sure, whatever you say……is the Thorazine dosage too low? Perhaps if we combine it with some Prozac?

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7 Responses to “AGW And Prozac Diaries: 4.5 Billion Could Perish From Climate Change”

  1. Kevin says:

    4.5 billion is low-balling it. I estimate the number that will die because of global warming to be closer to 10 trillion.

    Yes, most of those who will die of global warming have to be born first, but then they’ll die! Of global warming. And sure, it will appear that they’ll die of old age in their nineties, but we’ll all know that the real culprit is global warming. Global warming is sneaky like that.

  2. John Ryan says:

    Teach when will that global cooling begin ? Weren’t we promised an imminent ice age ? Hasnn’t semed to happen yet has it ? Some climate deniers have said we will would be covered in ice but the temps just keep going up. You do realize Teach that the only major countries that deny global climate change are Iran and Saudi Arabia That new conservative PM in the UK ?? yup he is a big fan of global climate change.

  3. gitarcarver says:

    yup he is a big fan of global climate change.

    You do realize that there are people in every country that believe that the earth is flat, don’t you?

    As that is the case, the earth must be flat.

    http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

    Stop trying to equate “belief” with “scientific proof.”

  4. Trish says:

    The earth isn’t flat?

    Hey Kevin, you mean I am dying of global warming right now? Ya know, I do feel kind of peaked whenever I read about AGW…this could be it. I have less than 50 years to go now…

  5. David says:

    Actually a few less people on earth sounds great.

  6. Otter says:

    Can we begin with ‘lil Lying johnnie?

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