If Nancy Pelosi Claps Like A Seal, Do A Shot During The SOTU

Putting to be the notion that not all liberals are dower and unfunny, the Huffington Post has a State Of The Union primer on who to drink during snoozefest, which includes

  • Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal drink one shot
  • Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal     STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

There are some other goodies, there, as well, worth giving them a Sitemeter hit.

Alternatively, you can pick from one of the four games I have proposed over the last few days, if you plan to watch (sorry, Devils are playing the Sabres tonight)

  1. Whenever Obama says “I,” take a sip of beer or wine (this is not a game you can play with hard liquor)
  2. Whenever Obama says “let me be clear,” take a shot of liquor
  3. Whenever Obama says he can feel your pain, suck down a mixed drink
  4. Or, whenever Obama blames someone else, sip of beer or wine (again, not a game you can play with hard liquor)

And, hey, how about a 5th one to choose from: when ever he points his finger or sticks his chin in the air, do a shot. This last one is about alcohol poisoning.

NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.


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4 Responses to “If Nancy Pelosi Claps Like A Seal, Do A Shot During The SOTU”

  1. mojo says:


    Unless they’re getting married?

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    People take this advice, we’ll lose thousands to alcohol poisoning. Heh.

  3. I almost made a connection to a certain transmittable disease. Well known to all old WestPac/Seventh Fleet hands who have spent time in the oasis of Subic Bay and Olongapo City.

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