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- Elwood P. Dowd on If All You See…: “Maria Kirilenko on the left; Maria Sharapova on the right. Both tall, beautiful, blonde Russian tennis players.” Apr 25, 19:18
- Elwood P. Dowd on If All You See…: “Just a reminder to our MAGAmerican brethren and sistren – do not underestimate the impact of the fear of A.I.…” Apr 25, 19:00
- Elwood P. Dowd on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “Brawndo, You need to check your Taliban/Reagan history. The USSR, Pakistan, the Saudis and our own CIA screwed up the…” Apr 25, 18:05
- drowningpuppies on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “Karen (aka Rimjob) queefing away again. Here’s your card. Use it liberally. #LGBFJB #Trump2024 Bwaha! Lolgf” Apr 25, 17:53
- Elwood P. Dowd on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “William Teach typed: And, because the Taliban, reinstalled as the ruling power in Afghanistan thanks to Biden’s bungled withdrawal, And,…” Apr 25, 17:31
And for my dear friends here at the Cove, captions for the pics!
1: (already done)
2: I’mmmm…dreamming…of a WhiiiihhhhlLLARF!!
3: Oh sweet Jesus, next year, remind me to do Mexico LAST…
4: Santa’s attempt to join the Mile High Club goes horribly awry.
5: Uh…I’m wearing a red suit with a big fake beard. What are you OH GROSS!!!
6: Nice knocker.
7: Just say no, Nancy..JUST. SAY. NO.
8: Goddamn frickin’ PeTA I swear to GOD…
9: Stephen King’s earliest childhood memory.
10: Five minutes from now, I’m going to projectile-shit all over the kitchen. Merry frickin’ Christmas, you bastards.
11: There’s a joke here about balls, but I’m not goin’ there.
12: Five minutes from now, I’m going to projectile-shit all over the kitchen. Merry frickin’ Christmas, you bastards.
13: Before you start getting all envious, you may want to know that these are all GUYS.
14: More AGW propaganda…
15: Today the White House unveiled a new stealth jeep, designed to blend in perfectly with explosions.
16: Weren’t there supposed to be partridges in here or something?
17: I didn’t know Al Gore had a dog…
18: No matter how high they climbed, the goats knew there would be no escaping Farmer Mahmoud’s Date Night.
19: This might have had something to do with pic 7.
20: Actually, that IS coal in my stocking and yes, I’m very glad to see you.
I think my favorite one was Santa peeing off the roof.
Merry Christmas, Teach!
Merry Christmas to you, Silke!