Church Of Tiger Woods Disolves Over His Personal Sins

In other news, there was actually a Church of Tiger Woods

The transgressions of Tiger Woods have proved too much to take for one of the golf superstar’s most fanatical fans, who is now disbanding a church set up in praise of the sports icon.

John Ziegler, the pastor of the First Church of Tiger Woods (, has announced in a statement on the blog that the organisation is being dissolved because of the golfer’s “personal sins”.

The church, whose home page has now been renamed The Damnation of Tiger Woods, was launched by radio host Ziegler in 1996 to “celebrate the emergence of the ‘true messiah'”.

To be honest, I couldn’t care less about this Tiger Woods thing. It’s none of my business, and these types of petty celebrity spats do not interest me whatsoever. But, the Church of Tiger Woods? Now that is the type of weird and goofy news I like. Though, they do not include and hot ladies in bikinis. Oh, well.

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