Global Warming Has Killed Nessie

I’m not sure if this should be under the humor or global warming category ( Warner Todd Huston at Stop The ACLU)

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. (snip)

Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Gawdalmighty, Climahysterics really are truly insane. I wonder if they understand that it was considerably warmer during the time of the dinosaurs? Eh, that wouldn’t help with the narative.

More in today’s global warming news: “Cold wave in India attributed to global warming.” I sh*t you not, that is an actual headline. Is there nothing that global warming doesn’t cause?

Oh, and that big ball of blinding light in the sky?

In her lecture series, “Warming Up to the Truth: The Real Story About Climate Change,” astrophysicist Dr. Sallie Baliunas shared her findings Tuesday at the University of Texas at Tyler R. Don Cowan Fine and Performing Arts Center.

Dr. Baliunas’ work with fellow Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics astronomer Willie Soon suggests global warming is more directly related to solar variability than to increased levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, an alternative view to what’s been widely publicized in the mainstream media.

But, you know, she must be in the pay of Big Oil, or Big Coal, or something. Anything to avoid addressing her findings.

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