TLF: Criminals Love Climahysteria

They do, they really, really, do. Why? Because useful idiots are making their jobs oh so much easier

Street lights in suburban areas are to be switched off after midnight as part of council plans to save energy.

A series of trial blackouts will be carried out over the next few weeks by local authorities in the Home Counties, Hampshire and Essex among others.

Buckinghamshire council is reported to be switching off more than 1,700 lights along 25 miles of road in an attempt to meet energy targets.

It says the scheme will save £100,000 and reduce CO2 emissions by nearly 600 tons a year.

If the trials are successful, all street lamps across the country could be turned off between midnight and 5am.

Criminals who tend to like the dark for their crimes, such as burglars and rapists, are completely in love with this idea. One, who asked to remain anonymous told me “like, shit, you know, this makes my job, like, wow, you know, damn, like easy. Like, no street lights? Man, damn, it will make it like, shit, so much easier to grab a drunk hottie coming from the pub, and you, know, take her money and maybe a little (made squeaky sexual type sounds and pelvic thrusts.)”

Sure to be coming soon to America. Great way to control the population, though, cause there will be only two types of people on the streets during that time period: the people soon to be known as  “victims” – and criminals.

Van Helsing at Moonbattery has a similar take, involving Islamics and burning cars.

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