Bin Laden Releases New Tape, Calls For Jihad Against NFL Network

Thanks to Howie at The Jawa Report for uploading the video, go check it out. (I actually could embed with a plugin, but, since Howie does not have it set to allow embeds, I will respect that.)

I’ve consulted Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed to interpret the video, and he says it is the same old same old Bin Laden calls for death to the infidel, jihad against the West, the EU should surrender now, etc, but, he does say there was one new bit of information in the tape. Apparently, OBL has announced that he will call for double secret jihad if the NFL Network and Jihad Cable do not settle there dispute. He was apparently rather pissed off that he could not watch the Packers-Cowboys, hence the tape being released on Thursday.

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2 Responses to “Bin Laden Releases New Tape, Calls For Jihad Against NFL Network”

  1. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:

    Oh my Allah… Jihad….. AGAIN? “To your battle stations Death Star II crew and dip the 5,000 pound JDAMS in pork gravy….schnell!” WHY, for Allah’s sake, is ‘HAM’ in Muhammad? Inquiring infidels want to know!

  2. irtexas says:

    I want to know to. Does this mean the Mother ship is coming? DarthcrUSAderworldtour2007? I have a ticket already and I’m packed so don’t forget to swing by. I don’t think we need Mo-HAM-it though.

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