Bummer: Thanksgiving Pumpkin Now Doomed

We had just learned that pumpkin for Christmas was doomed, but that Thanksgiving should be ok. Ruh ro

Pumpkin Lovers Face Slim Pickings, Thanks to Climate Change

Pumpkin lovers, it’s time to stock up.

Poor growing conditions and significantly lower-than-normal yields of processing pumpkins used for baking mean that the popular canned pumpkin brand, Libby’s 100% Pure Pumpkin, may be in short supply in the coming months—just in time for the holiday season.

Why? Because of heavy rainfall. Of course, if it was drought, it would be ‘climate change’, too. No matter the question, it’s always climate change.

By Monday they’ll be telling us Halloween. Is doomed

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3 Responses to “Bummer: Thanksgiving Pumpkin Now Doomed”

  1. drowningpuppies says:

    More climate change doom and gloom…

    Hillary Clinton used her private email account to pass along the identity of one of the CIA’s top Libyan intelligence sources, raising new questions about her handling of classified information, according to excerpts from previously undisclosed emails…

    Is there nothing that can’t be blamed on climate change?

  2. john says:

    Anyone who is unaware that virtually EVERY person in what passes as the Libyan government is on the CIA payroll
    The same is true of Kabul and Iraq
    Say Puppyboy a bit red-faced are we that the BENGAZZI !!! hearings were exposed by McCarthy as just a waste of taxpayers money in an attempt to embarrass the next POTUS?

  3. john says:

    Was THE PAUSE responsible for McCarthy first admiting that the Bengazzi!!! hearings were a sham and then being exposed for sexytime with another married House Rep? Good thing he ran from that job, the former Speaker before Orange Man of course is still battling charges arising from his serial child rapes while he was a “wrestling” coach and scout master. Hastret was the longest serving GOP Speaker of the House and next in line after the VicePOTUS
    Coud THE PAUSE be responsible for his aberrant behavior Puppyboy ?

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