Category Archives: Climahypocrites

We’re Saved! Greenpeace Executive Director To (Supposedly) Live By Green Ideas For A Week

Um, why isn’t he living them and many others every day? (via Tom Nelson) Tomorrow I will pick 5 ideas out of my green ideas list and promise to live by them the week leading up to @earthhour on March 23rd #IWIYW — Kumi Naidoo (@kuminaidoo) March 7, 2013 So far he hasn’t announced any […]

Uh Oh: Because You Drive A Fossil Fueled Vehicle A New Ice Age Was Averted

Wait, what? (NY Times) Scientists say that if natural factors were still governing the climate, the Northern Hemisphere would probably be destined to freeze over again in several thousand years. “We were on this downward slope, presumably going back toward another ice age,” Dr. Marcott said. Instead, scientists believe the enormous increase in greenhouse gases […]

Washington Post: Hey, You Warmists Are Idiots And Fighting The Wrong Battle

Well, the editorial board doesn’t specifically call the climate astrologers idiots, but, it’s implies it Environmentalists are fighting the wrong battles Really, they’ve been fighting the wrong battles for over 20 years. Instead of dealing with real environmental issues and wisely pushing for cost effective alternative energy, they’ve been hysterical and wrapping every real issue […]

Say, Why Doesn’t America Have Any Off-shore Wind Farms?

Surprising, Mother Jones’ Tim McDonnell never mentions how Democrats, especially the late Ted Kennedy and current Secretary of Climate Change, er, State, John Kerry worked hard to block the Cape Wind project (Mother Jones) Despite massive growth of the offshore wind industry in Europe, a blossoming array of land-based wind turbines stateside, and plenty of […]

Fish Wrap: Hotcoldwetdry Arguably Most Important Issue Evah!!!!!!!

Doom? (NY Times) Climate change is arguably the most important issue humanity has ever faced. The Earth’s average surface temperature continues to climb and weather is increasingly volatile. Our current trajectory looks perilous. Except, there has been no global warming in 16 years. The average global temperature has risen a whopping, humongous, immense .28 degrees […]

Grist: What Should The Climate Movement Do Next?

I’ve got a few things in mind, one of which is STFU and GFYS, you silly wanker hypocrites (Grist) But whether you like the campaign or not, it’s too late for second-guessing at this point. The fight is underway; it’s already freighted with symbolism. Within the next few months, the Keystone decision will be made, […]

Thousands Of Climastrologers Freeze Their Buns Off Protesting Keystone Pipeline

They’re really, really upset about the potential use of Canadian tar sands by fellow Americans (Politico) Tens of thousands of people converged on the National Mall on Sunday to urge President Barack Obama to reject the Keystone XL pipeline, a project they say will cause irreparable damage to the climate. The rally, which was organized […]

Fossil Fueled Bus Driver Tells Us Why We Should Protest The Weather (And Enjoy The Gore Effect)

I’m guessing Fury Young forgot to read the memo that his own usage of fossil fuels is causing the planet to boil Why protest climate change? I’m a bus organizer for 350.org’s Forward on Climate rally. I’ve been on board with the protest for months now. “Why is it important to protest climate change?” you […]

Obama Pushes Hotcoldwetdry Legislation In SOTU, Flatlines Amongst Republicans And Independents

He puts a thrill up Al Gore’s leg, and all the climastrologers who are mostly interested in bigger government taking more money from Other People while enforcing more Big Government control of people and the private sector (Politico) After years of talking about it, we are finally poised to control our own energy future.  We […]

People Affected By Superstorm Sandy Want Hotcoldwetdry Action From Obama

It was a HUUUUUUGE demonstration (via Tom Nelson) (HuffPo) Hurricane Sandy survivors and environmental advocates met in front of the White House on Monday to demand action from President Barack Obama on climate change ahead of his State of the Union address. “We’re here to deliver over 280,000 signatures to President Obama asking for climate […]

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