Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

AGW Now Creating More Hookers

They write this as if it is a bad thing Caroline Malema, from Malawi, is telling us that women in her village are turning to prostitution because they can no longer make enough money from farming. But, if no one is making money, who can afford a hooker? Most of the farmers don’t use the […]

People In Climate Denial? Ramp Up The Fear Factor! Now With A Complete Moron

Proving once again that the issue is mostly, or totally, false The Met Office has warned that if the world continues to burn fossil fuels at the current rate temperatures will rise above four degrees C in the next fifty years. This will cause sea level rise, droughts, floods and mass collapse of eco-systems. However […]

AGW Today: Orympics, Titles, Higher Energy Prices

Ret’s start with some right hearted sirriness, sharr we? (yeah, I know, it’s mean writing it that way) Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara warned on Wednesday the 2016 Olympics could be the last Games, with global warming an immediate threat to mankind. “It could be that the 2016 Games are the last Olympics in the history […]

National Science Foundation More Like National P0rn Foundation

Hey, maybe this is why we get so many rediculous and idiotic climate alarmist reports Employee misconduct investigations, often involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold last year inside the taxpayer-funded foundation that doles out billions of dollars of scientific research grants, according to budget documents and other records obtained by The […]

AGW Today: Frequent Flyer Miles, Not Change, Are On The Wind

I really need to change my tune regarding climate change. As the saying goes, I’m doing it wrong. If I were a True Believer, I might be able to join in on all the world trotting trips! If international confabs held last week in New York and Pittsburgh produced anything worth noting in the area […]

AGW Today: Washington Post Joins The Extreme Chicken Little Brigade

Proving once again that climahysterics are more interested in scaring people than providing a balanced are real assessment of what is happening with the climate, Washington Post propaganda puppet Juliet Eilperin provides the most idiotic climate story of the week Climate researchers now predict the planet will warm by 6.3 degrees Fahrenheit by the end […]

AGW Today: New Killer Poll Brings Da Humor!

And surely teeth nashing from all the little Climate Alarmists (who refuse to walk the talk) (via Tom Nelson) Americans remain focused on economic issues, which top their list of concerns, according to the most recent consumer survey by the Center for Food Integrity.  The U.S. economy, rising energy, food and health-care costs, as well […]

Envirowackos Have An Issue With Your Delicate Posterior

If they have their way, afternoons of watching football with beer and hot wings will end There is a battle for America’s behinds. It is a fight over toilet paper: the kind that is blanket-fluffy and getting fluffier so fast that manufacturers are running out of synonyms for “soft” (Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the […]

AGW Today: Massive Climahysteria, Just Teenagers, And A Gas Guzzling Supermodel

The New York Post says EVERYBODY PANIC! It’s official. It’s getting hot down here. And if we don’t stop burning oil and coal, the Big Apple will be cooked. According to a high tech study commissioned by a concerned Mayor Bloomberg and generously funded by the Rockefeller Foundation, climate change caused by human-created greenhouse gases […]

Climate Alarmist: Gee, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Hung Our Hat Solely On CO2

Geoffrey Lean at the Telegraph is just asking for a beat down from the rest of the True Believers (who still refuse to walk the talk) Here’s a heretical thought, one that might even further inflame the great global-warming slanging match. Has the world set out to tackle climate change in the wrong way? It’s […]

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