Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

Hot Take: ‘Climate Change’ Might Explain Why There Are No Aliens Out There

If you remember back, a couple of astrologers, er, scientists, modeled what they think happens with alien civilizations and how it leads to ‘climate change.’ Climate cultist Adam Frank: "my colleagues and I have just published a first study mapping out possible histories of alien planets, the civilizations they grow, and the climate change that […]

Global Warming Is Changing Horror Movies Or Something

Is this why so many are pretty bad? (there is video at the link) How global warming is changing horror We’re seeing the growth of a new genre A new genre of horror has begun to emerge over the last decade: eco-horror, stories in which the planet itself is the monster. Prior to the early […]

Who’s Up For A Climate Positive Burger?

Lunch with a side of cultism The World’s First Climate-Positive Burgers: Max Burgers Now Help Fight Climate Change This morning, from the main stage at SB’18 Vancouver, Max Burgers’ Chief Sustainability Officer, Kaj Török, announced that the Swedish burger chain is set to offer the world’s first climate-positive burgers. Török said that customers will soon be able to […]

‘Carbon bubble’ Could Spark Financial Doom Or Something

It’s always something with these people ‘Carbon bubble’ could spark global financial crisis, study warns Plunging prices for renewable energy and rapidly increasing investment in low-carbon technologies could leave fossil fuel companies with trillions in stranded assets and spark a global financial crisis, a new study has found. A sudden drop in demand for fossil […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ Isn’t All Bad News

The flat earther’s in the Cult of Climastrology who think that any minor change in the Earth’s temperature, something that never happened during the previous 4.5 billion years, is doomy have found something to be positive about Climate change isn’t necessarily all doom and gloom for Newfoundland and Labrador ‘Doom-and-gloom’ view on climate change is […]

Hotcoldwetdry Won’t Heat The Planet Equally Or Something

But, this isn’t about what you’re thinking, nor what I though when I first saw the headline. It’s not about creating a Narrative where you can still blame ‘climate change’ when the temperatures do not comply with prognostications. Oh, no Climate change won’t heat the planet equally You’ve probably heard what happens when there’s a […]

Shark Jumping: Scientists Tell Us They Know How Aliens Solve ‘Climate Change’

There’s shark jumping, which the Cult of Climastrology does daily, then there’s Shark Jumping Climate cultist Adam Frank: "my colleagues and I have just published a first study mapping out possible histories of alien planets, the civilizations they grow, and the climate change that follows" https://t.co/4bCN0MdFAd — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) May 30, 2018 One would […]

Bombshell Or Something: Carbon Pollution Is Reducing Kids’ Test Scores! Everybody Panic!

Well, this seems like a new one, and comes from the always Excitable Joe Romm Bombshell study reveals global warming is lowering our kids’ test scores and it will get worse https://t.co/gkxVumNlBr pic.twitter.com/geQQpsPxNf — Climate Power (@ClimatePower) May 30, 2018 Bombshell, baby, bombshell! (Think Progress) A stunning new study of U.S. high school students finds […]

Everybody Panic: Hotcoldwetdry Could Turn Streams Into Carbon Polluters

Doom, guys, total doom Study: Climate change could turn streams into carbon polluters A new study has found that if the climate warms as projected, warmer streams could compound the effects of global warming by adding more heat-trapping carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. Scientists tested the carbon output of streams at seven locations across the […]

Things Of Great Concern: ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Could Maybe Cause End Of Wetsuits In U.K.

And this is all your fault for driving a fossil fueled vehicle not suing fossil fueled companies for making you drive a fossil fueled vehicle Warming UK seas may spell end of wetsuits They are Britain’s most crucial item of beachwear — but wetsuits could eventually become unnecessary as sea temperatures are predicted to rise […]

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