Say, What Will Your Climate Apocalypse Christmas Dinner Look Like In 10 Years?

Christmas dinner in 2032 might look different because Government keeps trying to force the peasants to change their behavior, as well as screwing up the food supply chain. Of course, that’s not what these climate doomers mean

This Photo Shows How Your Christmas Dinner Might Look In 10 Years

With Christmas almost upon us, many of us are looking forward to tucking into our traditional turkeys, roast potatoes and stuffing.

However, climate change could dramatically alter the look of our beloved Christmas dinner by the end of the decade – with many of our much-loved foods under threat. That’s according to Seeds of Change, a new report by communications consultancy Diffusion, which has partnered with chef Kimberly Duke to create a “climate-change proof” Christmas Dinner for a picture of what we might be eating at Christmas in a few years’ time.

Unusual new ingredients like dahlia tubers and amaranth seed stuffing could be the new staples of our festive dining tables, according to Diffusion’s report.

More frequent droughts, heatwaves and unseasonably warm autumns and springs threaten the quantity and quality of many winter vegetables and grain crops traditionally grown in the UK.

This could lead to shortages and potentially having to pay more for our festive favourites in the future. The production of meat is also not immune from these trends, turkey and pork prices have increased by nearly 30% this year.

Um, they really didn’t rise because of ‘climate change’, but, thanks to the fallout from COVID, government incompetence, and avian flu. Does not matter to Warmists, it’s all about the scaremongering.

The centrepiece of Duke’s alternative menu is a pie that replaces the traditional turkey roast, with pulled jackfruit and miso. The recipe recreates both a rich meaty flavour with the natural texture of the jackfruit and enoki mushrooms mimicking that of meat beautifully.

Jackfruit is now readily available tinned in supermarkets, and this year is 20% cheaper per kilogram than fresh turkey. Found across India and South East Asia, jackfruit trees grow sustainably without the need for additional irrigation, fertilisers or pesticides.

With a significantly lower carbon-footprint to producing meat, it is considered a leading climate-smart crop.

He adds: “Supermarkets, food producers and governments also have a critical role to play in highlighting the benefits that reducing our demand for animal protein can play in protecting not only our food security, but our public health and the climate as well.”

Piss off. Mind your own business.

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9 Responses to “Say, What Will Your Climate Apocalypse Christmas Dinner Look Like In 10 Years?”

  1. Doom and Gloom says:

    Doesn’t much matter. MIT concluded that society will collapse in 18 years. Another group and I forget who they are, said that it will happen sooner than that. Billionaires are building multiple bunkers around the globe with NEW ZEALAND being a prime location.

    After reading the rubbish above….However, climate change could dramatically alter the look of our beloved Christmas dinner by the end of the decade – with many of our much-loved foods under threat….

    Blah, blah, blah. I mean I don’t know what these people want. They are already funding a war crush oil use. They are working round the clock to make sure the supply chain never gets fixxed.

    Everyone is switching to electric cars. Windmills and solar panels are the order of the day.

    Yet we continually are bombarded with DOOM and GLOOM nonstop about climate change destroying our lives.

    In reality, it is politicians who are destroying our lives so that their rich benefactors can get richer while the peasants EAT CAKE!

    Fuk em all. Fill them full of Fentanyl, cocaine, and booze and give them the internet so they never leave their basements while society collapses around them.

    The Internet=666.

  2. Hairy says:

    Let’s Go Brandon !!! reports today’s national average price $3.14 gal
    Looks like a flat 3 bucks by the end of the year.
    The Gulf Arabs plan to rig the midterm elections to favor the GOP failed.

    18years until society collapses?
    Doom and gloom is already prepping for that right now.

    • CarolAnn says:

      Thank pedo the gas prices are down. Now I don’t need to consider a lousy EV and can stick with gas. Now to get that 2023 Jeep Cherokee I’ve been wanting.

      Social Security on Thursday announced an 8.7 percent cost of living adjustment for retirees, the largest inflation adjustment to benefits in four decades — a welcome development for millions of older Americans struggling to keep up with fast-rising living costs.

      Wait… we were told there was no inflation.

      And, the border is secure ……

      And Hunter committed no crimes….

      And his laptop was “Russian Disinformation”!

      And his laptop was “Russian Disinformation”? By FBI operatives working within Twitter. How’s that first amendment thing going for ya?

      But “biden brought down gas prices” to still more than they were when he got in? Leftists consider that a victory.

      • Down on the Corner says:

        Biden is bringing down the gas prices for SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        HOW you ask?


        LOOMING Recession.

        JOB CUTS EVERYWHERE….even though people are hiring.

        WHO’S HIRING? ALL THOSE 15-dollar-an-hour jobs with no benefits.

        No wonder gas is coming down…..NO ONE CAN AFFORD TO BUY IT.

        WHO NEEDS OIL….we just need to CRUSH THE PEOPLE into CRYING UNCLE and depending on an 8.7 percent COLA from the GOBMINT!

  3. Jl says:

    Hey Offset Boy-hate to break it to you, but the midterms have come and gone. Please try and keep up……

  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Here in flyover country gas is $2.38/gal.

    President Joseph R. Biden has slashed gas prices almost in half!!! Keep up the good work, Brandon!!

    Ms Jill missed the point. Again.

    • drowningpuppies says:

      Lessee here. For almost 2 years Rimjob implied vociferously that Brandon had nothing to do with the high prices of gasoline but now the genius proclaims Btandon has waved a “magic wand” and brought all the prices down.
      Now do inflation. Or the economy.

      Fucking idiot that one.

      Bwaha! Lolgf

  5. Jl says:

    “More frequent droughts, heatwaves and warm autumns…
    Except there’s no proof of any of those getting worse. But no proof is a feature, not a bug with the warmies….

  6. Jl says:

    There was a plan to rig the midterms by Gulf Arab states? Must have missed that memo..

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