Daily Archives: December 25, 2019

Thanks To ‘Climate Change’, Santa Might Have To Move To The South Pole Or Something

This is all your fault for engaging in consumerism and buying presents for people you love and having a big dinner Southern comfort for Santa Claus? Given climate change-induced warming, a move to Antarctica may be inevitable Now that Santa Claus has done his work for the year distributing presents on Christmas Eve, he should […]

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus

Every Christmas, once everyone is up, Christmas greetings were made, hugs were exchanged, the presents were opened, and breakfast was being made, I would read this first in the paper (ye olde parental units get an actual paper, and they live in NJ). It is a Christmas classic that has always touched my soul. While […]

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