Bummer: 10 Things That “Could” Disappear Due To Hotcoldwetdry

The Climaprognosticators are at it again

10 Things That Could Disappear in Your Lifetime, Thanks to Climate Change

Though some American politicians continue to debate whether climate change is real, scientists have long sounded the warning bells that human-caused global warming is rapidly getting worse. Some warn that we may be close to the point of no return, leaving future generations to deal with the calamitous impacts of earth’s rising temperatures and increasingly extreme weather patterns. (The most alarmist studies claim that climate change will usher in the sixth mass extinction). Unless our society can curb human emissions, here are 10 things that could be gone in the next century:

1. Your future income. Well, not literally all of your income — but a new report by Demos and NextGenClimate estimates that Millennials as a whole will lose up to $8.8 trillion if the world doesn’t act to stop climate change now. Demos president Heather McGhee told DemocracyNow.org that the study analyzed the financial cost of extreme weather events and curbed agriculture production, noting, “when temperatures rise over a certain point, GDP falls. And we know that when GDP falls, wages fall, jobs fall. “

It’s total doom, folks!

2. Pretty much all of America’s national parks. If you like nature, well, prepare to wish it farewell. The National Parks Service just turned 100, and according to a very scary article in theGuardian, it is now hurtling towards an untimely death:

Pretty much all of them! But, don’t say Warmists are hysterics.

3. Millions of people. An increase in extreme weather events like heat waves, wildfires, and infections diseases means that more people are going to die unless we can reverse this trend. TheWorld Health Organization predicts, “Between 2030 and 2050, climate change is expected to cause approximately 250,000 additional deaths per year” from ailments like malnutrition, malaria, and heat waves.

Wait, I thought Warmists would be excited by this, because they keep saying the want population reduction. No?

Then we have

  • 4. The Maldives. Shocking. A place created by higher water levels could be inundated by higher water levels? Goodness!
  • 5. Coffee!!!!!! Total doom!
  • 6. Wine. Prices will totally soar, you know, because wine grapes can only be grown in exactly one climate
  • 7. And chocolate. Romance will totally be dead!!!!!
  • 8. Wild animals. Um, no. Polar bears are doing fine, and koalas have more to worry about from syphillus
  • 9. This village in Alaska. The climate must always stay exactly the same, like it’s done the last 4.5 billion years
  • 10. Most of our glaciers. Yeah, that’s what happens as a glacial period ends

It’s hard to take these nuts seriously, however, their policy prescriptions should be taken very seriously, because it will affect your money and personal liberty.

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5 Responses to “Bummer: 10 Things That “Could” Disappear Due To Hotcoldwetdry”

  1. JGlanton says:

    Science reporting has clearly already died.

  2. john says:

    last year which was a record breaker on top of another record breaker had a very strong temp increase of .23F
    That is far from “miniscule” Of course that was the average temp increase some places especially in the Northern Hemisphere were much much hotter. while in the Southern Hemisphere which is mostly water the increase was smaller

  3. Liam Thomas says:

    Well JOhn….not to fear….at that rate the earth will warm by 23 degrees in 100 years.

    And then none of us will have to worry about Jobs, income or eating.

    LOLOLOLOL……….Lord have mercy.

    Such fear over something they cannot change. Thats like hand wringing over a hurtling comet the size of texas at the world……But if you RAISE OUR TAXES then the GOVERNMENT CAN SAVE US…..We will send it all to Bangledesh so they can build a giant bomb shelter and save themselves…..

    at least some will survive.

  4. Jl says:

    “It could..” Or, it could not. How very scientific.

  5. drowningpuppies says:

    … a very strong temp increase of .23F
    That is far from “miniscule”.

    Oh, is it?
    How far from miniscule is it?
    A smidgen?
    Retard please,

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