Want To Stop ‘Climate Change’? Stop Pooping

Here we have yet another example of Climarettes, which is a horrible affliction that makes believers in anthropogenic climate change interject the issue into everything

Climate Change Is Contaminating Water Sources With Fecal Matter

The global water crisis has become more dire now that climate change is threatening the drinkability of water, even that which comes from reliable sources.

New testing procedures have found that 1.8 billion people may be imbibing water contaminated by E.coli, which means there are traces of fecal matter in it, according to UNICEF. And this includes sources that have undergone improvements.

Climate change is believed to be one of the main contributors to such pollution due to its link to an increase in flooding. More flooding means more damage to water and sewage facilities, which spreads feces into water sources. The issue is of particular concern in areas where open defecation is prevalent.

Wait, isn’t climate change supposed to cause mega-drought? Oh, right, Hotcoldwetdry.

About 1 billion people still defecate in the open, according to the World Health Organization, due to a lack of sanitation facilities or ingrained practices.

Which is probably the fault of ‘climate change’ caused by people who live in nice homes and write for outlets like the Huffington Post that use vast amounts of energy.

UNICEF has called for putting the focus on children who are expected to bear the brunt of climate change’s effects.

Which leads to what UNICEF wrote


On the eve of World Water Day, Unicef said the push to bring safe water to millions around the world is going to be even more challenging due to climate change, which threatens both water supply and water safety for millions of children living in drought- or flood-prone areas.

Well, people apparently need to just stop pooping. Thank goodness, people are going to Do Something

Using the #ClimateChain hashtag, Unicef Executive Director Anthony Lake, UN General Assembly President Mogens Lykketoft, UN climate chief Christiana Figueres, and other prominent figures will figuratively join hands with members of the public in a chain of photographs intended to urge action to address climate change. The images will be presented at the signing of the Paris Agreement.

Yeah, that should take care of it. Of course, all these people are pushing for more government control of citizens lives, along with lots of taxes which will negatively affect the lives of these poor people, who just need to stop pooping.

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8 Responses to “Want To Stop ‘Climate Change’? Stop Pooping”

  1. Jl says:

    Just when you think they can’t get anymore bat-shit crazy…

  2. John says:

    Are you saying that you don’t think that government should be telling people more about the dangers in fecal contamination from shitting in the open ?
    That isn’t the job of government ?
    Public health isn’t important? We should let the fee market take care of that ??

  3. Jeffery says:

    Stop pooping?? But what would God use to build new conservatives?

  4. Hank_M says:

    “Just when you think they can’t get anymore bat-shit crazy”

    Agreed. This is impressively nuts.

  5. […] Pirate’sCove: Here we have yet another example of Climarettes, which is a horrible affliction that makes believers in anthropogenic climate change interject the issue into everything. […]

  6. Dana says:

    If people couldn’t poop, liberals couldn’t talk!

  7. drowningpuppies says:

    Speaking of pooping, some guy got the vanity license plates for the ltitle guy who exaggerates often…


  8. Doug says:

    I think what he is saying is that it is funny to see the climate kooks blaming the weather for these conditions. I didn’t read anything that implies he is opposed to government public health programs. As for free markets, you might notice that the nations where they shit in the open don’t have them. Little conveniences like indoor plumbing are the direct product of the innovation and prosperity created by free markets.

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