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- Elwood P. Dowd on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “Brawndo, You need to check your Taliban/Reagan history. The USSR, Pakistan, the Saudis and our own CIA screwed up the…” Apr 25, 18:05
- drowningpuppies on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “Karen (aka Rimjob) queefing away again. Here’s your card. Use it liberally. #LGBFJB #Trump2024 Bwaha! Lolgf” Apr 25, 17:53
- Elwood P. Dowd on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “William Teach typed: And, because the Taliban, reinstalled as the ruling power in Afghanistan thanks to Biden’s bungled withdrawal, And,…” Apr 25, 17:31
- L.G.Brandon!, L.G.Brandon! on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “The 80s are going on 100 years ago and the Taliban was not our enemy at the time there was…” Apr 25, 16:54
- Professor Hale on Good News: Taliban Joins In Talks With UN On Climate Crisis (scam): “Someone must have told them that the USA is giving away money.” Apr 25, 16:50
Pirate Talk: Global warming is a hoax!
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. Mark Twain
Drinking rum before noon makes you a Pirate, not an alcoholic.
” Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” – H.L. Mencken
I just discovered that Blackbead’s real name was Edward Teach.
I know that William Teach is a pen name for Porter Good. Is that a coincidence or not as the blog name is Piratebay?
I meant to say I just discovered that “Blackbeard’s” real name was Edward Teach.
I know that William Teach is a pen name for Porter Good. Is that a coincidence or not as the blog name is Piratebay?
Yup. My real middle name is William. I went to East Carolina U, home of the Pirates. Blackbeard was a frequent resident of our coast, and even had his ship sunk off the outer Banks.
Crazy talk: Global warming is real!