Bummer: Climate Change To End Practice Of Turkey For Thanksgiving

Why, yes, it is that time of the year when the Climatologists trot out their scary Thanksgiving stories. Prior to most major holidays, and some minor ones, Warmists tend to take one of three tracks: climate change will ruin the holiday, the holiday makes climate change worse, or they use the holiday to spread awareness. In this case

Thanksgiving In The Future: No Turkeys, Lots Of Pensioners, And Robot Cooks

Welcome to Thanksgiving In The Future, a festive look at how we’ll be experiencing Turkey Day 50 years from now. We’ll have to rechristen it Chicken Day, because climate change will have wiped out the planet’s turkeys by then. And instead of car jams and snow flurries, you’ll whiz through a ”hyperloop” tunnel and make it to the (unseasonably warm) celebrations in good time. Plus, you won’t need to Snapchat your friends shots of stuffing and cranberry sauce, because one wink will prompt your Google Glasses to broadcast a panoramic live feed out to everyone you’ve listed as “Close Friend.”

Welcome to the last Thursday in November of 2063.

Now, you’ve never seen a turkey, because all farm animals have pretty much gone extinct. But you’ve seen that episode of that vintage show Friends where Monica wears one on her head, and don’t get what all the nostalgia is about. Who would want to preserve an animal that looks like this?

The rest of the article is actually rather amusing, discussing the way the few young people left (because no one is having kids) will behave, writing on paper instead of tablets, playing virtual games instead of being outside, having virtual alcohol, and more. But Warmists just can’t help themselves with the doom scenarios from Hotcoldwetdry. Oh, here’s a few going with the third track

In the days leading up to Thanksgiving, the Center for Biological Diversity’s Frostpaw the Polar Bear will hold a week-long vigil outside the White House to urge President Obama to “pardon the polar bear” by saving it from climate change and the Keystone XL pipeline. The event starts Thursday, Nov. 21 at 11 a.m. Visitors are invited to join Frostpaw and have their picture taken.

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4 Responses to “Bummer: Climate Change To End Practice Of Turkey For Thanksgiving”

  1. Trish Mac says:

    Wow, someone was definitely off their meds when they wrote this!
    So, we’ll have chickens but no turkeys? Turkeys are what, bred only in cold climates? Turkeys won’t adapt to warmer temps, but chickens will? And all the other farm animals are extinct because why?
    There is a surge in wild turkeys in the Northeast, guess they’re heading north for the summers already. Of course, they’ve always been here, (saw them as a child too) and I doubt it has a single thing to do with climate.
    And- the only plausible reason for farm animals going extinct, would be warmists who think they give off too much gas, banning them and keeping farmers from raising them!

  2. Blick says:

    Trish, as the Captain likes to remind me, warmists do not deal in facts or logic. Its how hard they really really believe in AGW. Stories like this are easy to write after you have seen the Unicorn. Last I checked, the dinosaurs lived in a warm/hot world and thrived. On the other hand the Mega-Fauna of the Ice Age also thrived in a Cool/cold world. You are right the adaptability of life will win in the long run. Obviously, warmists author forget evolution is in their catechism.

  3. Wow, someone was definitely off their meds when they wrote this!

    It would be more remarkable if they were ever on their med

  4. Trish Mac says:

    Well, at least we have something to laugh about, while we try to stop these morons from changing the world on a false premise!

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