I’m amused by the average pedestrian who decides to jump out in front of my car. If I actually had the time to bother with such idiots, I would say: I’m driving a vehicle that weighs over a thousand pounds, with a tank containing enough combustible liquid to flatten a two story house. At even 20 miles per hour, the impact would be enough to break several of you bones, if it didn’t just flat out kill you. Do you know how much damage you would do to my car if I hit you at 20 miles per hour?
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I’m amused by the average pedestrian who decides to jump out in front of my car. If I actually had the time to bother with such idiots, I would say: I’m driving a vehicle that weighs over a thousand pounds, with a tank containing enough combustible liquid to flatten a two story house. At even 20 miles per hour, the impact would be enough to break several of you bones, if it didn’t just flat out kill you. Do you know how much damage you would do to my car if I hit you at 20 miles per hour?
NOT MUCH.
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