Retro Pirate’s Cove: Moonbat Underwear

What with all the talk of mobile phones causing cancer lately – which seems to be gaining traction with the normal Credentialed Media outlets – here’s an oldy but goody

If you thought donning tin foil caps was excessive, Isabodywear is out to make those contraptions looks mighty mild.

moonbat underwearWhile the debate about just how dangerous (or not) cellphone radiation is still rages on, there’s certainly a paranoid sect that will snap up anything that claims to “protect them,” and this Swiss garb maker is latching onto said opportunity.

The briefs are purportedly constructed with threads made of silver, which the company claims will fend off harmful cellphone radiation; moreover, in an effort to really prove just how effective these undergarments are, it suggests that phone calls originated within the confines of your new underwear simply won’t connect.

Reportedly, 4,000 pairs have been created so far, and for folks willing to give these a try and fill out a survey, the first 500 of you to email in and request one will seemingly have one sent out gratis.

There’s no word on when you can expect the Slipways to hit the market, but they should sell for CHF29.90 ($24) apiece when retailers start stocking.

They will certainly help out in blocking the evil emanations coming from cell phone towers.

Apparently, there are other lines of clothing that would be perfect for moonbats out there. T-shirts, camisoles, and even a hat, which is perfect for the undercover moonbat, or the moonbat going to protest at the beach in the summer!

Protect your brain from RF (radio-frequency) pollution with this handsome baseball style hat. Specially designed to shield the head from frequencies from below AM through microwave, including cellular phone frequencies. Lined with sophisticated NaturaShield fabric woven from cotton with an ultrathin Silver/Copper core thread for excellent radiation protection. This gives this unique fabric a truly comfortable, natural feel and the durability and washability of cotton, but with exceptional reflective characteristics.

You can even design your own moonbat clothing!

I usually do not blog these stories, since I am in the wireless business, but, sometimes ya just gotta highlight it!

Meanwhile, apparently one third of people are completely paranoid. I think they are out to get me with the report!

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4 Responses to “Retro Pirate’s Cove: Moonbat Underwear”

  1. John Ryan says:

    Teach what is the percentage of silver threads in the current issue of army socks ?
    They are the only socks that I normally wear because of the silver content.

  2. David says:

    Better than tinfoil hats: heavy-duty plastic bags for politicians to wear over their heads (with twist ties firmly applied by The People).

    Also a sure-cure for smoking. Just wear one for five minutes and you’ll never smoke again!

  3. John Ryan says:

    I guess not too many have ever worn army socks or they might know that answer

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