Hitchhikers Guide To Liberals

Ran across the slight, and I mean slight, possibility of a Hitchhikers sequal (yes, I did really like the movie,) thought these quotes fit the Libs perfectly

Arthur: All my life I’ve had this strange feeling that there’s something big and sinister going on in the world.

Slartibartfast: No, that’s perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.

Ford: Don’t panic… don’t panic…
Arthur: So this is it. We’re gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We’re gonna die.
Ford: No… no! What’s this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What’s that?
Ford: What’s this…? What’s this…?
[flips switch]
Ford: This… is… nothing. Yeah, we’re gonna die.

Zaphod: Some parts of my character weren’t what you’d call presidential. (for Edwards, Obama, and Clinton)

The Book: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

Trillian: [Zaphod aims the Point of View gun at Trillian] It won’t affect me, I’m already a woman. (for John Edwards)

Zaphod: If there’s anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now! (Nancy Pelosi)

Trillian: I have a plan.
Arthur: Does it involve pushing him out there and then running the other way?

Marvin: [as they are gazing at the wonder of Magrathea] Incredible… it’s even worse than I thought it would be.

Eddie the Computer: I am pleased to inform you that two thermo-nuclear missiles are now headed this way… if you don’t mind, I am going to take action
Eddie the Computer: Sure thing fella! Switching to manual control… good luck!

What happens with liberals

And for all you bloggers out there:

Zaphod: I like those jammies.

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