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Schoolkids Won’t Know What Outside Looks Like

Won’t someone think of the kids? The combination of heavy snow and fast-whipping winds caused most people to simply not brave the conditions and take to the roads in Dodge County. It’s so terrible, kids in Wisconsin can’t go outside! Elsewhere, I-70 is closed, and drivers in Iowa and Nebraska were warned to just stay home.

Schoolkids Won’t Know What Unsnarled Traffic Looks Like

Won’t someone think of the kids? The strongest Northwest storm of the season dumped more snow in the mountains and even some lower elevations after earlier firing gusts up to 80 mph along the coast and knocking out power to thousands in the Seattle and Portland areas. With 3 feet of snow already delivered by […]

Schoolkids Won’t Know What Angeles National Forest Looks Like

Won’t someone think of the kids? Roads in the Angeles National Forest will close at 10 p.m. Wednesday because of expected snow and ice from a storm making its way to Southern California from the Gulf of Alaska. It’s so terrible!

Schoolkids Won’t Know What A Train’s Lavatory Looks Like

Won’t someone think of the kids? (NY Daily News) It’s Frosty the Toilet. A passenger on a Polish train who attempted to answer nature’s call found a snow drift in the lavatory and 3 inches of solid ice separating her from the seat. The rider, identified only as Agnieszka, quickly took her business to another […]

Schoolkids Won’t Know What North Korean Missile Launches Look Like

All because you left your appliances plugged in before going to work (AP) New satellite images indicate that snow may have slowed North Korea’s rocket launch preparations, but that Pyongyang could still be ready for liftoff starting Monday. Damn that Hotcoldwetdry, produced by 1st world countries and keeping those fourth world shitholes (usually I would […]

Atheists Freak Over Bringing Schoolkids To See A Charlie Brown Christmas

They’re probably just pissed about that part about “Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.” (The Blaze) When one thinks of typical War on Christmas targets, Charlie Brown is, perhaps, the furthest catalyst to come to mind. Yet the popular cartoon character is […]

Schoolkids Won’t Know What the North Cascades Highway Looks Like

Won’t someone think of the children? The Washington Transportation Department closed the North Cascades Highway at noon Monday because of heavy snow and avalanche danger. The department says there were three slides and more than 4 inches of snow within 90 minutes. Obviously, the snow was caused by too much heat or something. Mt. Rainier, […]

Schoolkids Won’t Know What Polling Places Look Like

You left your DVR running all day, causing the Earth to boil and…. Voters Brave Rain and Snow in Polling Lines Wisconsin voters will deal with a wintry mix of rain and snow as they head to the election polls around the state. An inch or more of snow is forecast for northern Wisconsin, with […]

Washington Post Notes Restaurants Are Having Big Problems Amongst Crime In D.C.

This is our nation’s capital. The seat of our federal government. The place schoolkids and others go to visit to see the history. To see the museums and monuments. Where foreign dignitaries come to meet with elected officials. And now a place where you have a 1 in 24 chance of being the victim of […]

Your Fault: White Christmas’ Are Less Likely In The UK

Remember this oldy but goody? CHILDREN JUST AREN’T GOING TO KNOW WHAT SNOW IS The Independent, 2000: Snow is starting to disappear from our lives. Sledges, snowmen, snowballs and the excitement of waking to find that the stuff has settled outside are all a rapidly diminishing part of Britain’s culture, as warmer winters – which scientists are […]

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