Category Archives: Wonky Media

Kenyan Illegal Says He’s Now Safe After Self-Deporting

It’s no wonder NPR has lost their taxpayer funding, since they are pimping a sob story over illegal aliens ‘At least I’m safe’: A Kenyan immigrant opts to leave the U.S. on his own terms On a recent Thursday afternoon, Samuel Kangethe pushes his 5-year-old daughter on the swings at a leafy park near his […]

The Fish Wrap Is Very Concerned Over All The Illegal Alien Chinese In The U.S.

Obviously, the NY Times is going to come to the wrong conclusion, just give a sob story Some Chinese Weigh Painful Question: Stay or Flee Under Trump? Ever since immigration raids swept Los Angeles in June, Han Lihua, 46, has spent much of his time hiding in his apartment, skipping his Amazon delivery shifts and […]

TDS: CNN Says Trump Is Fleeing To Scotland Over Washington Happenings

I certainly understand trying to make one’s headline different from all the others out there, but, this is moonbat Trump flees Washington controversies for golf-heavy trip to Scotland Fleeing Washington’s oppressive humidity and nonstop questions over heated controversies, President Donald Trump is once again taking weekend refuge at his golf clubs — this time more […]

Liberals Incensed ICE To Put Ankle Monitors On 180K Fake Asylum Seekers

Can we get that number up to 1.8 million and keep going? ICE moves to shackle some 180,000 immigrants with GPS ankle monitors Gotta love the Washington Post headline: “shackled”. Do they say the same when an American, say, a celeb who votes Democrat, gets an ankle monitor? U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has directed […]

Moonbat: Politico Talks To People At Senator Mike Lee’s Church, Says They Aren’t Happy

This really is the state of the Credentialed Media: they couldn’t spend any time actually investigating Biden’s mental decline, instead they just decided to cover it up. They can’t be bothered to investigate the terrible waste, graft, and abuse in federal spending. Or links between people like Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib with Islamic extremism. […]

NY Times Says FBI Using Polygraphs To Test For Loyalty To Trump

Can you figure out what is wrong with this “news”? The F.B.I. Is Using Polygraphs to Test Officials’ Loyalty Typically, the F.B.I. has turned to polygraph tests to sniff out employees who might have betrayed their country or shown they cannot be trusted with secrets. Since Kash Patel took office as the director of the […]

Bummer: Miami Herald Uncovers Giant Bugs And Heat At Alligator Alcatraz

Is the Miami Herald familiar with Florida? It’ll be more fun when the pythons and iguanas show up. But, there’s more fun with the article as there is absolutely no first-hand knowledge Giant bugs, heat and a hospital visit: Inside Alligator Alcatraz’s first days The calls from Alligator Alcatraz’s first detainees brought distressing news: Toilets […]

NY Times: Oh, Hey, Remember When We Said There Were No TDA Members In Colorado? Our Bad!

Remember this from the NY Times because they, and the rest of the Credentialed Media, say the opposite of Orange Man Bad? (via Hot Air) How the False Story of a Gang ‘Takeover’ in Colorado Reached Trump Mike Coffman, the conservative Republican mayor of Aurora, Colo., said he was at home on Tuesday night watching […]

CNN Says Top Republicans Briefed Before Iran Attack, But, Not Democrats

They think they’re on to something, but, it’s fake news Trump administration briefed top Republicans before Iran strikes, but not some Democrats President Donald Trump and his team were in contact with top congressional Republicans before his strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, but some key Democrats were not told of his plans until after the […]

NY Times Runs Propaganda On “Civilian Deaths” From Iranian Government

Who is surprised? We saw the Times and so many other Credentialed Media outlets run propaganda from Hamas’ Ministry of Health, so, why not Iran’s? The Times would rather take their side than Israel’s Israeli Strikes Kill Civilians Across Iran An 8-year-old girl who loved dancing in a red dress at her dentist’s office. A […]

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