Category Archives: Pyratical Silliness

Politico Runs Racially Charged Headline, Calls Rob Portman “Vanilla”

April 25, 2012 – 7:37 am

The headline is a multiple entendre, but one of those entendres, intentionally or not, that is evocative of a nasty racial stereotype about white men*: Politico When I first saw the headline this morning, the multiple meanings were clear: Rob Portman is in serious need of some sunlight, the notion of a Portman VP is […]

By William Teach Also posted in GOP, Wonky Media 1 Comment

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Obama Spends Weekend Slamming Republicans

September 19, 2010 – 9:35 am

Aaaaaarrrrr! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010! The Pirate In Chief, who has worked hard to pillage and plunder the American economy, burying the wealth so deep that it will be hard to ever find, has spent the weekend being the Campaigner In Chief  (shocker, eh?), starting off with his weekly address, something which […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama 3 Comments

Today’s Dose Of InChosensitivity

April 19, 2007 – 5:13 pm

Found through Beth at MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Ace is looking for Chotoshops, so, in a moment of Neil Boorzt insensitivity, can do!    How do you do, Mr. Bond? He looks like a pink nightmare. Cho Seung-Spears in the early days. "No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model […]

By William Teach 6 Comments

Friday Night Fun

March 9, 2007 – 7:10 pm

Let's start with the Liberal version of the First Amendment Congress shall make no law establishing religion, but shall act as if it did; and shall make no laws abridging the freedom of speech, unless such speech can be construed as "commercial speech," "irresponsible speechv," "offensive speech," or "Christian speech;" or shall abridge the right […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

Afternoon Craziness

March 4, 2007 – 1:26 pm

The King says “have it his way” Is this a real photo? Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore. The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout “swim for it!” The liberal will toss out 50 feet […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

Yeti and Pingu’s, Oh My

February 28, 2007 – 7:09 pm

Gotta tell you, I am hooked on the Yeti/Pingu games, particlularly the golf one. Click the photo to visit the site, which is work friendly. Well, provided your boss doesn't catch ya!

By William Teach Comments Off on Yeti and Pingu’s, Oh My

Paris Hilton Screwing

January 28, 2007 – 7:20 pm

In a shameless example of traffic whoring, I bring you Paris Hilton screwing. You know you are just itching to press the "read more" link

By William Teach 3 Comments

Young Nancy Pelosi In A Bikini! Exclusive!

December 2, 2006 – 2:23 am

She thought she could hide it, but, NOT!!!!! Compare  What a difference 25 years makes!

By William Teach 11 Comments

It’s The Llama’s

November 19, 2006 – 2:00 pm

Video: Monty Python And The Llama Here’s for all the llama lovers, like Ogre and the Llama Butchers

By William Teach 2 Comments

Kofi Annon: Guess The Booby

November 15, 2006 – 11:30 am

Kofi certainly has earned the Booby Award this week Secretary-General Kofi Annan told the U.N. conference on climate change Wednesday that those who would deny global warming or delay taking action against it are "out of step" and "out of time." The U.N. chief lamented "a frightening lack of leadership" in fashioning next steps in […]

By William Teach Also posted in Environment, UN 5 Comments
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