Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Denying ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Is A War On Humanity Or Something

The real “war” is those who Believe in AGW yet refuse to give up their own use of fossil fuels, washers and dryers, ice makers, plastics, synthetic clothes, don’t only buy local, don’t grow their own food live in anything but a tiny home, etc and so on, making their lives 100% carbon neutral, but, […]

Warmists Want Olympics Athletes To Be Vocal On “Climate Change’ (scam)

This would be a fantastic way to get lots of people to tune out Every Olympic athlete in Pyeongchang should be vocal about climate change …… It’s not much of a leap from those two underweight snowmen to the Winter Olympics. Yes, the Games are big business. But every Winter Olympian’s love of their sport […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Ruin Golf In The Future Or Something

They just keep trying to scare us, eh? Report: Future Open Championship venues could be threatened by climate change The Open Championship celebrated its 146th edition last summer at Royal Birkdale. The rotation of 10 different courses has been mostly the same for the last few decades, but a recent report noted that the event […]

Trump Has Declared War On The Climate Or Something

It’s a 350.org kind of day. First they’re yammering on about how great it would be if Paris sued fossil fuels companies, and they want cities to divest from fossil fuels, and then they were given a platform at The Hill. This bit of nuttiness is by May Boeve, the executive director Trump has declared […]

Bummer: Global Temps Might Possibly Maybe Blow Past Paris Climate Agreement Limit Within 5 Years

I should put a reminder on this post for 5 years to see if it comes to pass Global temperatures could pass limit set by Paris climate deal within 5 years Global temperatures could surpass a limit set by the Paris climate agreement within the next five years, according to a new forecast by British […]

Doom: Hotcoldwetdry Could Be Maybe Possibly Poisoning Be Your Food

Another day, another scary fable from the Cult Climate change could be poisoning your food The old adage about not eating oysters in months that contain the letter “R” may have to be updated. Two foodborne pathogens — Vibrio and Cryptosporidium — are becoming more prevalent as a result of climate change, according to a […]

‘Climate Change’ Might Possibly Maybe Force Tabasco To Find A New Home Or Something

Not Tabasco! Oh, noes, this is horrible! One of the premiere hot sauces out there! Terrible! Climate Change Might Force Tabasco to Find a New Home The nation’s oldest hot-sauce maker may soon be headed to drier ground. For 150 years, Louisiana’s McIlhenny family has manufactured its beloved Tabasco sauce on a geological salt dome called […]

Doom: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Bring More Venomous Sea Snakes To California

Everybody Panic!!1!!!! Could Climate Change Bring More Venomous Sea Snakes to California? When an extreme El Niño weather pattern raised Pacific Ocean temperatures off the coast of Southern California three years ago, extremely venomous yellow-bellied sea snakes — a creature that had only been seen once before, in 1972 — washed up on three Southern California beaches. […]

Doomsday Clock Moved Due To Trump’s Feud With N. Korea, ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

It’s fun how this is Blamed on Trump, in terms of North Korea, since Trump wasn’t the one who told North Korea to develop nuclear weapons. As for ‘climate change’, bitch, please Trump’s feud with North Korea, climate change move Doomsday Clock closer to midnight The risk of nuclear war and the threat of climate […]

Because You Ate A Steak From A Moo Cow, ‘Climate Change’ Moved A 620 Ton Rock In Ireland

According to Cult of Climastrology doctrine, the Earth is always supposed to stay the same. The same temperature, same weather patterns, animals never change, it’s always the same. Well, I’m blaming your for this A storm moved a 620-tonne rock in Ireland, a stunning new climate change omen Along the rocky coasts of Ireland’s Aran […]

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