Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

Here’s What Lunatics Can Do About Their Eco-Anxiety

Certain people are all hot and bothered by the imaginary monster under the bed, so, rather than telling them there is no monster, other Warmists will reinforce the fantasy Climate change is causing ‘eco-anxiety’ ― here’s what we can do As the reality of climate change becomes clearer than ever, some experts believe that as […]

Your Halloween Decorations Are Bad For ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

A holiday is approaching, so, it’s time for the climate nags to nag Stop Decorating Your House For Halloween Unless You Want The REAL Scary Monster To Appear The 20th of September this year was a good day for the spirit. Even old cynics like me felt a tiny ebb of hope as we watched […]

U.S. Expected To Tell U.N. It Is Formally Withdrawing From Paris Climate Agreement On November 4th

So, expect meltdowns from climate cultists come next Monday Formal U.S. Withdrawal from Paris Climate Agreement Looms One week from today, President Trump gets his earliest opportunity to make good on his pledge to pull the United States out of the Paris Agreement. The president made it clear last week that his plans had not […]

You Need To Watch Netflix In Low Definition To Stop ‘Climate Change’

Climate cultists might want to rethink this push, because it will surely turn the young folks against the Cult "Chill your Netflix habit, climate experts say…Experts suggest that viewers…stream over Wi-Fi in lower-definition formats." https://t.co/aGk4qFc5Kr — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) October 28, 2019 From the article Movie nights once required driving to the local video store […]

People Of The Future Will Be Shocked That Trump Wasn’t Impeached Over The Climate Crisis Or Something

This is a scorching Hotcold Take, where Esquire manages to combine two Leftist moonbat things Someday, They’ll Be Amazed We Didn’t Impeach Trump Over the Climate Crisis Yeah, Ukraine. But actively undermining our efforts to combat an existential threat to human civilization as we know it surely qualifies as a high crime. You almost do […]

Your St. Greta Thunberg Shirt Might Be Contributing To The Climate Crisis Or Something

This is tempting me to try and make one and upload it to Cafe Press Is Your Greta Thunberg T-Shirt Contributing to Climate Change? If Greta Thunberg acts like someone who has no time to lose, it’s because she doesn’t. Already, the world is feeling the effects of the climate crisis, which is raising sea levels, fueling extreme […]

Eco Anxiety Is Causing “Mums To Cry All Day”

They should try giving up their own use of fossil fuels and make their lives carbon neutral, see how they feel then. Or just pay lots and lots of taxes to the government The mums with eco-anxiety: ‘I could cry all the time’ Like many new parents, Heather Sarno takes her son Jack along to […]

Exxon Goes To Trial Today Over ‘Climate Change’, And The Lawsuit Has Shrunk

The original lawsuit was going to Take Down Exxon (despite all sorts of Warmists, from the supporters to the government agencies filing the suits, using lots of fossil fuels, including from Exxon). Now? The NY Post Editorial Board has thoughts The incredible collapsing ‘#ExxonKnew’ climate change lie On Tuesday, the progressive legal war on Exxon […]

Boomers And GenXers Need To Use Their White Privilege And Join Extinction Rebellion Or Something

Remember, this is all about science, not left wing politics It’s time for Boomers & Gen Xers to put their white privilege to good use! Join Extinction Rebellion mass arrests NOW! I know. Most of the time we are made to feel guilty about having white skin, something none of us chose, but finally there’s […]

Extinction Rebellion Arrests Broccoli For The Planet

Remember, we’re supposed to take the beliefs of these people seriously (make sure you turn the volume up for the added insane) Here’s the people that are going to save the planet, after they arrest this piece of broccoli. Reminds me of the last drama lesson of the term when the teacher lets you wear […]

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