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Nancy Pelosi Is Super Excited To Force Presidents To Release Their Tax Returns

January 7, 2019 – 6:50 am

This is purely over Trump Derangement Syndrome, as he refused to release his tax returns, which are pretty much no one else’s business and not required by the Constitution Pelosi Introduces Bill to Force Presidents—But Not Members of Congress—to Release Their Tax Returns House Speaker Nancy Pelosi introduced legislation on Friday that would require the president and […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 16 Comments

Record Number Of Democrats Want To Leave The U.S. (But Still Won’t)

January 5, 2019 – 4:44 pm

Just as we saw when Bush won re-election in 2004 and Trump won in 2016, Liberals promised to leave but won’t Poll: Record number of Americans want to leave country https://t.co/QEQKjMavzl pic.twitter.com/bMhUs4WtBc — The Hill (@thehill) January 5, 2019 from the link More Americans than ever say they want to leave the country, according to […]

By William Teach 36 Comments

Here We Go: Excitable Brad Sherman Re-Introduces Articles Of Impeachment

January 4, 2019 – 11:03 am

  You know he’s totes serious because he used a hashtag Today, I reintroduced Articles of #Impeachment against @realDonaldTrump with @RepAlGreen. I have not changed the text from the Articles I first introduced in July 2017. pic.twitter.com/LUkI6pyWiX — Congressman Brad Sherman (@BradSherman) January 3, 2019 He even refers to his unhinged screed back in 2017 […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 13 Comments

Super-Warmist Is Super Excited For Economy Crash To Save Us From ‘Climate Change’

December 29, 2018 – 7:29 am

This is nuts, but, do you expect different from the Cult of Climastrology? Worried about the stock market? Don't be. There's solid evidence that an economic downturn could be good for the planet. Over the past 40 years or so, the only times the world has (temporarily) decreased emissions has come during economic recessions.https://t.co/M52srJZRSl — […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Socialism, Economy, Global Warming 1 Comment

‘Climate Change’ Is Soon To Cause “Earthset” Or Something

December 24, 2018 – 8:22 am

Not only is this bit of moonbattery involve the Christmas season, but the Warmist uses a great event to push the Cult (this apparently came off the CNN wire originally) 50 YEARS AFTER ‘EARTHRISE,’ WE ARE RACING TOWARD ‘EARTHSET’ Fifty years ago, astronaut Bill Anders captured an iconic photo of Earth. Looking out a window […]

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Scorching Hot Take: None Of Us Actually Deserve U.S. Citizenship, So Why Deny Others?

December 22, 2018 – 7:00 am

This might be just a wee bit too hot for a Saturday morning, as the NY Times’ Michelle Alexander thinks she’s on to something None of Us Deserve Citizenship (couple paragraphs about a woman who illegally climbed over wall then immediately gave birth) Answering these questions may be easy legally, but they’re more difficult morally. […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 7 Comments

Say, What Would Jesus Say About ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

December 20, 2018 – 7:00 am

So, yeah, of course it’s that time of the year where the Cult of Climastrology attempts to link their insane anti-science beliefs to all things Christmas, and there is nothing more Christmas than Jesus. UK Guardian writer Megan Mayhew makes a big, big admission about ‘climate change’, though What would Jesus do? Talking with evangelicals […]

By William Teach Also posted in Christmas, Global Warming 24 Comments

Deranged Warmist Names New Creature After Trump

December 19, 2018 – 12:17 pm

Remember, though, that politics has nothing to do with science Blind creature that buries head in sand named after Donald Trump A newly discovered blind and burrowing amphibian is to be officially named Dermophis donaldtrumpi, in recognition of the US president’s climate change denial. The name was chosen by the boss of EnviroBuild, a sustainable building materials company, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 3 Comments

NY Times: Russia Trolls Helped Elect Donald Trump Or Something

December 18, 2018 – 8:09 am

The NY Times’ Michelle Goldberg thinks she’s on to something. But, it forgets a central point: this provides zero proof of collusion Yes, Russian Trolls Helped Elect Trump This year, researchers at Ohio State University tried to measure the impact that fake news had on the 2016 election. They based their analysis on a postelection survey in […]

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Miss Universe Was Possibly The Most Woke Ever!

December 17, 2018 – 10:30 am

You know, the show you no longer bother with because it no longer makes any sense 50 Shades of Gray: Was this really the most woke Miss Universe Pageant? It was designed as a post-#MeToo pageant, from its all-inclusiveness to its message of body positivity—delivered by plus-size model, and one of the three pageant hosts, […]

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