Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Mamdani Is Going After NYC Cops

February 18, 2026 – 4:44 pm

When I wrote this in the morning I was joking: “Hey, maybe the city could simply defund all the cops, fire departments, and sanitation”. But, really, you just had to know that Mamdani would want to get rid of cops BUDGET CUTS: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani aims to cancel 5,000 NYPD officer hires and proposes […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

TDS: Orange Man Bad Taking Junk Food Away From Snap Recipients

February 18, 2026 – 3:00 pm

Seriously, this could just be titled “Democrats Are Against Everything Trump Is For” Commentary: SNAP junk food bans punish poor families https://t.co/0O1AUFUyj9 — The News & Observer (@newsobserver) February 18, 2026 From the link, which was originally in the People’s Republik Of Chicago Tribune Major changes to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, courtesy of President […]

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Fish Wrap: Neighbors Running Illegal Auto Shop, Worried About Turning Them In

February 6, 2026 – 10:30 am

Why wouldn’t they turn them in? This is a letter to the Ethicist, a part of the NY Times I had no idea existed, and something no Fish Wrap writer should be allowed to be involved in My Neighbors Are Running an Auto Shop in Their Driveway. What Should I Do? About a year ago, […]

By William Teach 4 Comments

Fed Judge Soon To Be Overturned Blocks Ending TPS For Haitians

February 3, 2026 – 10:30 am

Yet again a liberal judge strikes Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump’s termination of protections for Haitians A federal judge has paused for now the Trump administration’s termination of Temporary Protected Status for more than 350,000 Haitians. The status, known as TPS, allows holders to live and work in the US and was set to expire […]

By William Teach 18 Comments

Italians Have Hissy Fit Over ICE Being At The Olympics

February 2, 2026 – 10:30 am

You know, there’s something missing from this The Hill article. They got close to the reality Italians protest ICE’s presence at 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan Hundreds of Italians took to the street to protest Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) presence in the country ahead of the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan. ICE officers are expected […]

By William Teach 7 Comments

Dems Trot Out Bill To Let Citizens Sue ICE

January 29, 2026 – 10:30 am

Republicans should counter with a bill that would allow citizens to sue Democrats individually for wasting taxpayer money Democrat’s bill would let people sue ICE over misconduct Oregon Democratic Sen. Jeff Merkley wants to allow people to sue over immigration enforcement officers’ infringement of their constitutional rights, according to a copy of his new bill shared […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 11 Comments

Wackjob Philly DA Vows To “Hunt Down” ICE Agents

January 28, 2026 – 7:00 am

He’s really skirting the line of being a criminal threat to federal law enforcement. Maybe he should worry more about Philly’s crime rate, which is a 1 (100 is best), with violent and property crime rates over 3 times the Pennsylvania average and well over double the US average Soros-backed Philadelphia DA vows to ‘hunt’ […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 5 Comments

Minneapolis Mayor Trots Out Heckler’s Veto After Moonbat Gets Himself Shot

January 25, 2026 – 7:00 am

This is what happened (Fox News) The American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) identified the man fatally shot by a Border Patrol agent in Minneapolis on Saturday as one of its members, Alex Jeffrey Pretti. Pretti, a 37-year-old Minneapolis resident and ICU nurse, was shot during an immigration enforcement operation early Saturday targeting Jose Huerta-Chuma, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 30 Comments

Pro-Illegals Agitators Now Going After K-9s

January 22, 2026 – 10:30 am

This is going too far THEY’RE EVEN GOING AFTER THE DOGS! In Minneapolis, anti-ICE agitators are targeting our @CBP K-9s, including K-9 Dina, pictured here. At the kennel where K-9 Dina was staying, it was discovered that an employee had written "ICE OUT" on her feed chart. pic.twitter.com/FYseJqx68C — Homeland Security (@DHSgov) January 21, 2026 […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 21 Comments

NY Times Has Hissy Fit Over Term “AWFL”

January 18, 2026 – 7:00 am

I mean, seriously BREAKING: Libs discover a racial slur for whites they don't like! pic.twitter.com/tr1pUjxkVH — Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) January 17, 2026 Clyde McGrady actually spent 32 paragraphs on this, which reads more like something that would have been in a hardcore lefty site, like Think Progress or The Daily Kos, but, then, most of […]

By William Teach Also posted in Wonky Media 23 Comments
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