Category Archives: Beyond Moonbat

Who Wants Some “Low-Key Racist” McDonald’s Mulan Sauce?

McDonald’s isn’t even planning on bringing the sauce back, but, that has not stopped some Special Snowflakes suffering from 1st World Problems Syndrome from chiming in (Daily Caller) McDonald’s bringing back its famed Szechuan dipping sauce “would be a mistake” because reducing an entire country’s cuisine into one flavor is “problematic” and “disrespectful,” according to a […]

Syria Strike Fails To Follow Progressive Playbook, Leading To Unhinged Op-Eds

While the attached headline for this Washington Post opinion piece by uber-leftist Katrina Vanden Huevel is technically linked to the piece, it might have been better to call it “Trump Did Something Good, And That’s Not Something Progressives Should Agree With!!!!!” Syria strike follows Washington’s failed foreign-policy playbook “There’s a playbook in Washington that presidents […]

TDS: Cable TV President Launches Cable TV War Or Something

Hey, remember the days when opinion writers at America’s news outlets complained about our previous celebrity president was constantly on talk shows, cable shows, going Between Two Ferns, chatting with a Youtube personality who does shows bathtubs full of milk and cereal, all while discussing policy and even launching air strikes and starting wars? Remember […]

China’s Leading On Climate While America Launches Cruise Missiles Or Something

I’m choosing to ignore the Internet Rules, I believe it is Rule 1004.6, that states “Or Something may only be used once per calendar day” or something for this one While America Launches Missiles, China Quietly Leads On Climate Change Chinese President Xi Jinping arrived at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday for his first face-to-face meeting with […]

Liberals Are Trotting Out Weapons Grade Stupidity On Syria Strike

A couple quick hitters, starting with, get this, cultural appropriation That the missiles are callled tomahawks must enrage a lot of Native Americans — Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) April 8, 2017 In case you might think that’s just someone trolling liberalspeak, alas, no, she’s editor-in-chief at Mother Jones. Then you have CNN trying to bait a […]

ESPN Decides To Double Down On Social Justice Warrioring

Because, as Kemberlee Kay at Legal Insurrection notes, “Because what viewers want is MORE politics in their sports…” And "You can't possibly make sports TV any more unwatchable!"ESPN: "Hold my beer!”https://t.co/vRPMjxLB3s — Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) April 4, 2017 Oh, so you just want to watch sports? Listen to people talk about sports? Hear stats about […]

Police Investigate A Fake Anti-Illegal Alien Protest

Wrongthink must be investigated, you know (NY Daily News) Police at the University of Central Florida are investigating a viral Facebook event intended to teach people how to find and report undocumented immigrants — but the event’s creator claims the social media effort was just a “joke.” “Help dirty illegals meet their fate at the […]

First World Problems: United Airlines Catches Flack For Enforcing Rules On Dress Code

Interestingly, the same people who are having hissy fits typically not only refuse to slam fundamentalist Islam it’s requirements on the way women dress, they usually defend it (Fox News) United Airlines came under fire Sunday after two teenage girls were barred by a gate attendant from boarding a flight from Denver to Minneapolis because […]

NC Group Forces Charlotte School System To Pull Crossdressing Book

If you remember, the who HB2 “bathroom bill” issue originated due to the Charlotte city council passing an ordinance requiring business owners to allow the gender confused to use whichever bathroom they want. Now, the school system tried to pull another fast one (NY Times) The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools system in North Carolina was going to […]

Warmists Need Safe Spaces To Protect Them From ‘Climate Change’ Mental Danger

Man up, buttercup. Put your big boy/girl pants on The Problem With Climate Catastrophizing Climate change may or may not bear responsibility for the flood on last night’s news, but without question it has created a flood of despair. Climate researchers and activists, according to a 2015 Esquire feature, “When the End of Human Civilization […]

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