Category Archives: Barking Moonbats

Occupiers Finally Occupy Washington, Still Missing The Mark

How many times have we told the Occupiers that their gripes should lead them to go Occupy Washington, D.C.? That they seem to be upset about bailouts and stupid government spending? Well, finally, some of the Occupy Morons decided to occupy D.C. How’s that working? (Raw Story) About 20 unemployed and underemployed D.C. residents occupied […]

USA Today Notices Occupiers Are Morons Regarding Guy Fawkes Masks

I’ve mentiones this before, now the USA today educates the Morons Look at a photo or news clip from around the world of Occupy protesters and you’ll likely spot a handful of people wearing masks of a cartoon-like man with a pointy beard, closed-mouth smile and mysterious eyes. The mask is a stylized version of […]

Rich Guy Who Doesn’t Pay His Fair Share Whines About Income Inequality

Yes, it would be Paul Krugman Inequality is back in the news, largely thanks to Occupy Wall Street, but with an assist from the Congressional Budget Office. And you know what that means: It’s time to roll out the obfuscators! Anyone who has tracked this issue over time knows what I mean. Whenever growing income […]

To Save Planet From Burning, Freeze Your Jeans

How big is this shark going to get? (The Blaze) In September, we brought you the controversial Levi’s ad that glorified revolution. It was then that we introduced you to their new slogan, the “uniform of progress.” Well, progress’s jumpsuit has struck again, this time with the curious idea that you should freeze your jeans, […]

Obama Proclaims We’re Better Off Now Than 4 Years Ago Thanks To Himself

I already call this little fantasy world Obama lives in the simplistic “Obama World”, but, I have to wonder exactly what he calls it inside his own mind (hat tip Hot Air). National Review provides the video The text, via Real Clear Politics Obama was also asked the quintessential question that every president gets when […]

Good News! Occupiers Cause 21 People To Lose Their Jobs

But, remember, the Occutards are in it for the 99% of people who aren’t super duper rich and able to influence people like, oh, say, Barack Obama, into scratching their backs after donating money to campaigns which the candidates, like, say, Barack Obama, solicit (CBS NY) The Occupy Wall Street movement, which says its goals […]

Occupiers “Flocking” To STD Testing Clinics

Hey, just like after TEA Party rallies! (NY Post) It’s the Autumn of Love! Occupy Wall Street protesters are flocking to nearby health clinics for STD and HIV testing after getting their freak on in ’60s-style hookups with crusty strangers, sources told The Post yesterday. “Last week was free love,” said a medical professional at […]

Occupiers Cheer For Real Marxist

The Occupy Wall Street crowd already has the American Communist Party behind them (along with the American Nazi Party, due to their joint anti-Semitism), so, we shouldn’t be particularly shocked by this (NY Post) Some 50 Occupy Wall Street proteyesterday –giving an enthusiasticgenuine communist. Alex Callinicos, a professor of European Studies at Kings College in […]

Yet Another Sexual Assault In Zuccotti Park

But, it won’t deter the Occupiers. Hey, what’s a little rape against a movement to….well, do something (NY Post) Wall Street protesters in Zuccotti Park battened down the hatches yesterday as the early October snow turned their tents into igloos, but the close quarters also made easy pickings for one predator. A sex fiend barged […]

Gore Effect Hits Occupiers: Sunday Is Climate Justice Day

They really should have known that the moment they planned an unhinged event such as Climate Justice Day, it would snow (Grist) If you’ve been wondering whether, and how, the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) protests relate to the environment, events planned for Sunday may offer some answers. Except, the climate change hoax movement has nothing […]

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