It Starts: Climate Cult Explains How To Have A Merry, Eco-Friendly Christmas

This is possibly the earliest I’ve seen the Cult of Climastrology attempt to ruin Christmas. The interesting part is that this seems more about environmentalism, rather than fake climate crisis

How to Have a Merry, Eco-Friendly Christmas

‘Tis the season of excess and consumption, but that doesn’t mean you can’t give a little love to Mother Earth!

The time is up for inaction on climate change and after COP26 the world is more aware than ever of humanity’s carelessness.

How about putting some goodies into the planet’s stockings this year by making an effort at home to mitigate the climate crisis? And tbh—these ideas make for some super cute alternatives to what you may be used to.

And the first idea?

Don’t buy a plastic Christmas tree—rent a real one.

It’s tempting to go for one of those cheap plasticky trees that completely fall apart by the end of December, chuck ’em out and repeat the same thing next year.

But as you can guess, this isn’t great for the environment. And buying a real Christmas tree doesn’t necessarily solve the problem, either.

The issue here is dumping materials which never get reused. Renting is the perfect solution.

Rent a tree. Seems like a typical cult scam. I’ve actually had my 2 foot tree for 20 years. Works just fine. Oh, and how about a “DIY your own reusable Advent calendar.” Because these are just oh so bad.

Buy gifts from local, independent retailers.

You know those little boutique trinket stores you see around, but never venture into?

How about checking them out while the department stores are packed and finding some gifts which aren’t mass produced?

This from folks using mass produced smartphones, shipped from China, which they replace entirely too often. And the mass produced TVs, tablets, and streaming products like Roku, Firesticks, etc, so they can binge watch. And all the stuff they buy to get their perfect Instagram shots.

You can also “Wrap gifts with recycled paper or fabric” and “Source organic food for your Christmas feast.” This is more about getting fellow Warmists to do the absolute minimum they can possibly do to make them feel like they are Doing Something. In the spirit of the season, I’ll merrily advise them to piss off.

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3 Responses to “It Starts: Climate Cult Explains How To Have A Merry, Eco-Friendly Christmas”

  1. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    I stand corrected. The conservative state of Florida has found another cheating voter. Joan Halstead, a 72-year-old resident of the Villages, was booked into the Sumter County jail on Monday evening for casting more than one vote in the 2020 election.

    • L.G.Brandon says:

      Do you really think insulting us with this kind of foolishness will distract us from your crimes?

      “The team auditing the 2020 presidential election in Maricopa County, Arizona reported that the county refused to turn over routers earlier this month. They wouldn’t even turn over images of routers to election auditors despite a judge’s order.

      We might know why now.

      There was little or no chain of custody – they treated the ballots like throw-aways. And, there are missing ballots — 17.5% so far.

      When the county refused to turn over the routers, they claimed it was because they “determined the information contained in Maricopa County’s routers can be used as blueprints to intercept sensitive county data.”

      That might not have been true.

      The ongoing audit of ballots cast in Maricopa County, Arizona has uncovered “significant discrepancies” in the number of ballots versus the supposed number of ballots that were supposed to exist.

      The auditors have only gone through about 20% of the more than 1 million ballots and found ‘significant’ problems.

      Political strategist Boris Epshteyn stated that the discrepancies may be as high as 17.5%, and it is “likely Joe Biden did not win Arizona”.

      The Arizona Senate President would like to settle without a lawsuit.

      Epshteyn said on Steve Bannon’s podcast, that the letter reveals, “Pallet five, batch 2976, 200 pink slip total, actual total 165. They are missing 35 ballots out of that batch.” He added, “35 out of 100 is 17.5%. 10 out of 200 is 5%.”

      “Do you know how shocking that is? 17.5% discrepancy in a batch is beyond belief.” He added, “In one they’ve got 18 more than there’s supposed to be, which is a 9% discrepancy. Again, if we are to have any confidence in elections in this country, how can we possibly be okay with discrepancies of double-digit percentages? It’s absolutely mind-boggling, anything above a tiny fraction of a percentage is unacceptable, by the way, unacceptable according to the Federal Elections Commission.”

      Epshysteyn says several databases were removed and there is evidence they were removed as late as March, right before they were handed over. “That’s criminal activity,” he said.”

      The election was stolen. The proof is you refused to investigate it just as you refuse to investigate Hunter, Hillary and every other crime the Democrat Mafia has/is committing nationally for a decade.

  2. Professor hale says:

    Another “earth friendly” idea. Wrap your gifts in used McDonald’s wrappers. The ones from McGriddles keep that holiday smell for a long time.

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